Comments on: ELVIS PRESLEY – “Wooden Heart”

By: Paulito

Paulito — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 00:06:39 +0000

I always had a soft spot for this one. It’s slight and cutesy, but it has an odd, novel charm about it nonetheless – and I’d certainly choose it over a competent-but-formulaic Elvis #1 like “Stuck On You” or “Good Luck Charm”. Its light German folk stylings are quite agreeable and, rather than proving that at this point Presley could “release anything and get away with it”, to me it merely demonstrates his good humour and versatility (by contrast, Joe Dowell’s cover version shows just how dull such a lightweight confection can be in less talented hands).

By: wichita lineman

wichita lineman — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:32:53 +0000

Proof that it’s the song not the singer rather than “a big enough star really can release anything and get away with it”: this was never a single in the US, so an unknown called Joe Dowell covered it and scored a number one. I’ve never heard it but I’m guessing that, without even a neutered Elvis’s involvement, it has to be worse.

By: thefatgit

thefatgit — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:53:00 +0000

“Wooden Heart” feeds into the Hollywood myth machine of Europe being twee and backward-looking. The same euro-mythology of Jackie Gleason’s “Don’t Drink The Water” and the Gene Wilder version of “Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory”, that appear much later than this offering from GI Blues.

Paranoid american audiences would recoil in horror that Europe or anywhere in the industrialised world, was perhaps more progressive and forward-thinking than the Good Old U S of A. The Sputnik launch demonstrated this mass delusion perfectly.

By: Mutley

Mutley — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:12:18 +0000

If It’s Now or Never is Elvis sings Mario Lanza, this song is Elvis sings Julie Andrews. The rest of GI Blues could be Student Prince 2, with men in uniforms joshing in the Rhineland – the Drinking Song from the Student Prince and the GI Blues title song aren’t a million miles apart.

Wooden Heart however is from the Sound of Music – perfect diction targeted at a group of admiring children. Of course, Julie’s golden period of Sound of Music/Mary Poppins was still a few years off, but she was already a big star in the USA. She appeared twice on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1956, around the same time that Elvis made multiple appearances on the same show.

Elvis never set foot in Germany during the filming of GI Blues. Mario Lanza went one better than that with only his voice appearing in the Student Prince – he was replaced by Edmund Purdom who mimed to Lanza’s voice. This was because of a contractual dispute with MGM rather than because Mario was overweight, which many people believed at the time.

By: wichita lineman

wichita lineman — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:18:39 +0000

I think he sings it to a puppet in the film.

Even the flip was less than exciting – Tonight Is So Right For Love – which is galling because at least in my fictional chart world I could have flipped the A and B.

What’s more, the GI Blues soundtrack does include a few gems aside from Wooden Heart and Frankfurt Special: Shoppin’ Around had the swagger, and sensual vocal semi-colons of All Shook Up (also the opening lines “you’ve got the huggingest arms, the thrillingest eyes, you’re just my style and you’re just my size”). It was the Canadian flip to Wooden Heart.

Best of all is Pomus and Shuman’s Doin’ The Best I Can, a ballad of abject surrender. The high, near-whispered vocal is keening and helpless. It was a single in tasteful Japan, while their Wooden Heart 45 had the celeste-led, exquisite Pocketful Of Rainbows on the flip. They win all ends up.

No matter how hard I scrub, I can’t clean this stain from the UK/US Elvis discography. It’s so bad.

By: rosie

rosie — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:54:49 +0000

You’ll all be shocked to hear, then, that when invited to choose nine records for my guest appearance on Bill Clark’s Abbey FM show in April this year, I chose this as one of my nine.

Not because it ranks particularly high in my estimation (it doesn’t, but nor does it make me squirm) but because I clearly remember it being the first Elvis I ever heard.

By: richard thompson

richard thompson — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:34:04 +0000

I wasn’t born then but I’ve seen the film, this must have been when Lennon suggested he died when he entered the army.

By: Waldo

Waldo — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:50:16 +0000

This piece of crap was Number One the day I was born. God help me.

By: Joe Williams

Joe Williams — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 22:16:00 +0000

I might be wrong about this, as I haven’t seen the film, but I think the German bits are because it was in the film ‘GI Blues’, where I think Elvis played an American GI stationed in Germany (probably not that difficult a part for him to get to grips with)