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July 30th, 2004

POP THE VOTE activists deplore ROCKIST PRESENTATIONAL ADVICE

POP THE VOTE activists deplore ROCKIST PRESENTATIONAL ADVICE:

“Kerry obviously will never be a natural orator of Bill Clinton and Barak Obama caliber,” argues PolBlogger Billmon, “but there are some things he could do that would help a lot, one of them being to cut the hand gestures - those short, jerky motions that make him look like an automaton - about in half. Fortunately, his gestures became more fluid as he warmed up, but for the first ten minutes or so he looked like he was dancing to a Devo tune.” Self Disorganising Androidal Observers disagree: “He shd have moonwalked,” chirred NYLPM spokesbots Tik and Tok. “Spastically.”

Written by pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on Friday, July 30th, 2004 | 252 views |

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