Gloriously bizarre article

Gloriously bizarre article from Stylus Magazine which starts from the premise that dance music journalism is marred by its obsessive reliance on football metaphors. Nowhere in the piece does the writer suggest how dance music should be written about, other than an acknowledgement that dance music is the “infinite game” that transcends materialism and the death-urge (I may have misunderstood this part). Summaries on an e-postcard please…