Explaination for large condom delivery at the Neverland Ranch:

Explaination for large condom delivery at the Neverland Ranch: Michael Jackson just loves the water fights. He loves getting all damp in his fortress of wettitude, loves the joy and laughter that comes from drenching little kids in wet T-Shirts. Really it is impossible to read this story without the usual connotations with any Mikey story coming in. Still it might explain why his nose is collapsing. Its not a failure of plastic surgery, no - its dissolving.