And so – as Sarah notes below – surely the fact that Johnny Henshall is dating Lisa Steps – would make the world cry out FIX. Can we really be led to believe that Johnny (pro dancer that he is and ex-member of top tweny no marks Boom!) queued up for his audition? Of course not, he was let in through the back door and probably had the job last week. Hear’say’s management of course know no depths when it comes to wringing cheap publicity out, but the fact that no-one is buying their records must slowly be dragging them down. The sales shot in the arm of a new, let us say more traditionally attractive male, will last how long? Probably as long as Jade’s replacement in Bucks Fizz.

And of course they have some many male fronted tracks… Hear’say – gone’tomorrow?