Five Better Reasons To Take U2’s Stylist To Court
Interupting our trip through the so-called good book to marvel at this news story. U2 win battle against ex-stylist , in which U2 have won a court case against an ex-stylist because she nicked a cowboy hat off of him. Eminently responsible thing to do if you remember how stupid the band looked during the JOSHUA* Tree period.
However bearing in mind that this is U2 we are talking about I present five better reasons for U2 to take their various stylists to court.
1) Bono Muscle Suit - at least that’s what it looks like:
2) Is it the Devil: no its Mr Macphisto
3) The Fly: If only I had a swat
4) The Red Fly: unfortunately not The Fly with blood all over it
5) JAYSUS - MR THE EDGE!
*Bible Of Badness hook up - yay!
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Zarquon Fillibuster on December 11th, 2006
What? Only five?! Is there anything they have ever done, ever which hasn’t been an embarassment? I suppose they can be applauded for having one song, and repetaing it endlessly, thereby becoming one of the largest ‘pop’ bands in the world, but it isn’t really that good a song. But this says more about the mindless media-guzzling buyers of this dismal nonsense.
Rant ends - over to you……..
FT's perhow on December 20th, 2006
For christ’s sake Edge it’s just like all the others..