I Hate Music

15 November 2006

Five Better Reasons To Take U2′s Stylist To Court

Interupting our trip through the so-called good book to marvel at this news story. U2 win battle against ex-stylist , in which U2 have won a court case against an ex-stylist because she nicked a cowboy hat off of him. Eminently responsible thing to do if you remember how stupid the band looked during the JOSHUA* Tree period.

However bearing in mind that this is U2 we are talking about I present five better reasons for U2 to take their various stylists to court.

1) Bono Muscle Suit – at least that’s what it looks like:

Bono Muscle Suit

2) Is it the Devil: no its Mr Macphisto

mcphisto.jpg

3) The Fly: If only I had a swat

flybono.jpg

4) The Red Fly: unfortunately not The Fly with blood all over it

red-fly.jpg

5) JAYSUS – MR THE EDGE!

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*Bible Of Badness hook up – yay!


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Comments

  1. Zarquon Fillibuster on 11 December 2006 #

    What? Only five?! Is there anything they have ever done, ever which hasn’t been an embarassment? I suppose they can be applauded for having one song, and repetaing it endlessly, thereby becoming one of the largest ‘pop’ bands in the world, but it isn’t really that good a song. But this says more about the mindless media-guzzling buyers of this dismal nonsense.
    Rant ends – over to you……..

  2. perhow on 20 December 2006 #

    For christ’s sake Edge it’s just like all the others..

  3. ddd on 24 November 2009 #

    How idiotic is this site,

  4. Martyna on 26 December 2009 #

    Hahahaha. This site is really pathetic. Sorry but The Fly is from Achtung Baby so actually Bono wore this leather costume in about 1991 and Edge’s shirt is from I think times of “Pop” because of his moustache. Oh and muscle suit. I take this as a joke. I really laughed when I saw this picture.

    Sorry for mistakes in language but I don’t speak English very well.

  5. Averil on 19 January 2010 #

    I think bono’s kind of hot in the macphisto suit. minus the makeup.

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