I Hate Music

15 November 2006

Five Better Reasons To Take U2’s Stylist To Court

Interupting our trip through the so-called good book to marvel at this news story. U2 win battle against ex-stylist , in which U2 have won a court case against an ex-stylist because she nicked a cowboy hat off of him. Eminently responsible thing to do if you remember how stupid the band looked during the JOSHUA* Tree period.

However bearing in mind that this is U2 we are talking about I present five better reasons for U2 to take their various stylists to court.

1) Bono Muscle Suit – at least that’s what it looks like:

Bono Muscle Suit

2) Is it the Devil: no its Mr Macphisto

mcphisto.jpg

3) The Fly: If only I had a swat

flybono.jpg

4) The Red Fly: unfortunately not The Fly with blood all over it

red-fly.jpg

5) JAYSUS – MR THE EDGE!

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*Bible Of Badness hook up – yay!

Tanya Headon in I Hate Music • 2,102 views • Share/Save

Comments

  1. Zarquon Fillibuster on 11 December 2006

    What? Only five?! Is there anything they have ever done, ever which hasn’t been an embarassment? I suppose they can be applauded for having one song, and repetaing it endlessly, thereby becoming one of the largest ‘pop’ bands in the world, but it isn’t really that good a song. But this says more about the mindless media-guzzling buyers of this dismal nonsense.
    Rant ends – over to you……..

  2. perhow on 20 December 2006

    For christ’s sake Edge it’s just like all the others..

  3. ddd on 24 November 2009

    How idiotic is this site,

  4. Martyna on 26 December 2009

    Hahahaha. This site is really pathetic. Sorry but The Fly is from Achtung Baby so actually Bono wore this leather costume in about 1991 and Edge’s shirt is from I think times of “Pop” because of his moustache. Oh and muscle suit. I take this as a joke. I really laughed when I saw this picture.

    Sorry for mistakes in language but I don’t speak English very well.

  5. Averil on 19 January 2010

    I think bono’s kind of hot in the macphisto suit. minus the makeup.

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