Jul 06

Paris Hilton – Stars Are Blind

FT + I Hate Music9 comments • 2,333 views

A Paris Worse That The One Wot Nicked Helen Of TroyLet’s hope the rest of us are deaf then!

Well after hearing this single from the lady named after a particularly uninteresting chain hotel, I know exactly how the Greeks felt before the Trojan War. I too would launch a thousand ships to put paid to this Paris.

I found this review of it which seems to say everything I would say, with the exception of the bit where he does not say “IT IS MUSIC, IT IS CRAP“. Stick to the day job Paris, whatever that is (lounging around being rich with a face that looks like someone dropped a ton of bricks on a young Goldie Hawn?)


  1. 1
    Doctor Mod on 31 Jul 2006 #

    Anyone who finds this woman attractive is blind…….

  2. 2
    Tom on 6 Aug 2006 #

    She’s attractive and I can see. Although having eyesight is not determinant on finding someone attractive.

  3. 3
    dan on 16 Aug 2006 #

    star’s (i.e., the celstial bodies) don’t have eyes ergo they must be blind…Q.E.D.

  4. 4
    dan on 16 Aug 2006 #

    Er, sorry about my poor grammar/spelling in my last post…

  5. 5
    Tanya Headon on 16 Aug 2006 #

    No, its a good point, well made, no matter how you wrote it.

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    no one you know on 20 Aug 2006 #

    she has a lazy eye lol has anyone noticed..
    i laugh whenever i see a pic of her trying to be sexy..

  7. 7
    paris on 16 Sep 2006 #

    very bad song

  8. 8
    Tom on 16 Sep 2006 #

    Good lord…..can it be….BANKSY? Subverting the Paris Hilton identity??

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    Arran on 12 Feb 2007 #

    Go die, Paris, you useless waste of space.

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