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Jul 06
Paris Hilton – Stars Are Blind
Let’s hope the rest of us are deaf then!
Well after hearing this single from the lady named after a particularly uninteresting chain hotel, I know exactly how the Greeks felt before the Trojan War. I too would launch a thousand ships to put paid to this Paris.
I found this review of it which seems to say everything I would say, with the exception of the bit where he does not say “IT IS MUSIC, IT IS CRAP“. Stick to the day job Paris, whatever that is (lounging around being rich with a face that looks like someone dropped a ton of bricks on a young Goldie Hawn?)
Anyone who finds this woman attractive is blind…….
She’s attractive and I can see. Although having eyesight is not determinant on finding someone attractive.
star’s (i.e., the celstial bodies) don’t have eyes ergo they must be blind…Q.E.D.
Er, sorry about my poor grammar/spelling in my last post…
No, its a good point, well made, no matter how you wrote it.
she has a lazy eye lol has anyone noticed..
i laugh whenever i see a pic of her trying to be sexy..
very bad song
Good lord…..can it be….BANKSY? Subverting the Paris Hilton identity??
Go die, Paris, you useless waste of space.