I Hate Music

26 May 2004

TANYA’S ROUND OF RUBBISH BRANDY & MONICA – The Boy Is Mine

I don’t really care who the boy “belongs” to, I just want you two to stop caterwauling about him. Feel free to get out the claws and have a girl-on-girl, finger in the eyes fight, no-one ever won the right to date a guy just by singing about him. If two blokes tried a singing competition over me, there would be no winners. Except me when I had cruelly – but kindly – removed their larynx’s.

Frankly I would imagine if I was in the area, the boy would be mine. Not only do I have all the positive aspects to my personality that this website constantly displays, but I would not fanny about with a discussion like this. Monica would certainly get hurt in the ensuing battle, and Brandy, well Brandy Snaps.


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  1. celebrity morgue on 4 December 2006 #

    Army of the Confederacy

  2. malcolm on 4 September 2007 #

    monica won the battle of the boy is mine anyway brandy is too weak to win monica is a real woman. monica is a better singer too.

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