TANYA’S ROUND OF RUBBISH BRANDY & MONICA - The Boy Is Mine
I don’t really care who the boy “belongs” to, I just want you two to stop caterwauling about him. Feel free to get out the claws and have a girl-on-girl, finger in the eyes fight, no-one ever won the right to date a guy just by singing about him. If two blokes tried a singing competition over me, there would be no winners. Except me when I had cruelly - but kindly - removed their larynx’s.
Frankly I would imagine if I was in the area, the boy would be mine. Not only do I have all the positive aspects to my personality that this website constantly displays, but I would not fanny about with a discussion like this. Monica would certainly get hurt in the ensuing battle, and Brandy, well Brandy Snaps.

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celebrity morgue on December 4th, 2006
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malcolm on September 4th, 2007
monica won the battle of the boy is mine anyway brandy is too weak to win monica is a real woman. monica is a better singer too.