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May 26th, 2004

TANYA’S ROUND OF RUBBISH BRANDY & MONICA - The Boy Is Mine

I don’t really care who the boy “belongs” to, I just want you two to stop caterwauling about him. Feel free to get out the claws and have a girl-on-girl, finger in the eyes fight, no-one ever won the right to date a guy just by singing about him. If two blokes tried a singing competition over me, there would be no winners. Except me when I had cruelly - but kindly - removed their larynx’s.

Frankly I would imagine if I was in the area, the boy would be mine. Not only do I have all the positive aspects to my personality that this website constantly displays, but I would not fanny about with a discussion like this. Monica would certainly get hurt in the ensuing battle, and Brandy, well Brandy Snaps.

Written by Tanya Headon on Wednesday, May 26th, 2004 | 871 views |

Responses

  1. celebrity morgue on December 4th, 2006

    Army of the Confederacy

  2. malcolm on September 4th, 2007

    monica won the battle of the boy is mine anyway brandy is too weak to win monica is a real woman. monica is a better singer too.

 

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