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I Hate Music

November 17th, 2003

ζ IS FOR….CATHERINE ZETA JONES

IS FOR….CATHERINE ZETA JONES

Who was, until a year ago a fine, bona-fide movie actress. until she became the devil. There I was going to the cinema to see a hard hitting period dramam about murder in the Windy City in the 1920’s. What did I get. I got the bob-hairdoed CZJ belting out ‘The Jazz’. Which isn’t even Jazz (which is a small mercy I should suppose). Chicago was a hit, it even won Oscars, which may mean it will never be safe for me to enter a cinema again for fear of some jumped up chorine warbling songs with no merit outside a storyline, getting in the way of the storyline.

And as for the Cell Block Tango: There is a reason they put these women in prison, and it was not murder. It was music.

Written by Tanya Headon on Monday, November 17th, 2003 | 632 views |

Responses

  1. zetafan on January 28th, 2007

    I think that cathrine was gr8 in dat show
    u offended other people with that hair EG: ME!!
    chicago is my fave movie and cathrine my fave actress so u can shut up.

  2. zetafan on January 28th, 2007

    I think that cathrine was gr8 in dat show
    u offended other people with that hair EG: ME!!
    chicago is my fave movie and cathrine my fave actress so u can shut up. oh yea, cathrine isnt a devil

  3. gallogo on January 28th, 2007

    yea, shes right, u lozer! cathrine rocks

 

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