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Nov 03

ζ is for…Catherine Zeta Jones

I Hate Music3 comments • 859 views

Who was, until a year ago a fine, bona-fide movie actress. until she became the devil. There I was going to the cinema to see a hard hitting period dramam about murder in the Windy City in the 1920’s. What did I get. I got the bob-hairdoed CZJ belting out ‘The Jazz’. Which isn’t even Jazz (which is a small mercy I should suppose). Chicago was a hit, it even won Oscars, which may mean it will never be safe for me to enter a cinema again for fear of some jumped up chorine warbling songs with no merit outside a storyline, getting in the way of the storyline.

And as for the Cell Block Tango: There is a reason they put these women in prison, and it was not murder. It was music.

Comments

  1. 1
    zetafan on 28 Jan 2007 #

    I think that cathrine was gr8 in dat show
    u offended other people with that hair EG: ME!!
    chicago is my fave movie and cathrine my fave actress so u can shut up.

  2. 2
    zetafan on 28 Jan 2007 #

    I think that cathrine was gr8 in dat show
    u offended other people with that hair EG: ME!!
    chicago is my fave movie and cathrine my fave actress so u can shut up. oh yea, cathrine isnt a devil

  3. 3
    gallogo on 28 Jan 2007 #

    yea, shes right, u lozer! cathrine rocks

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