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Feb 03

I HATE MUSIC NOT STRICTLY TRUE LYRIC WATCH: CHRISTINA AGUILERA – Beautiful

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“I am beautiful, in every single way”

To be fair Tina, this isn’t strictly true is it. For example you are not beuatiful in that way which is obviously apparent to the naked eye. Which, oddly, is the usual meaning of the word beautiful. Still, let’s look at the other ways you are beautiful. You are certainly beautiful in the eyes of your stylist – which is a good thing because judging by your clothes it is the only thing thatcan be seen with his eyes. You might also be beautiful in the eyes of your stylists guide dog. You are beautiful to all those people out there who have trouble spelling simple words like Dirty. And you are pretty, oh so pretty, to Linda “song writer from hell” Perry whose bank balance you inexplicably have just added another million dollars to.

But not strictly beautiful to look at.

Comments

  1. 1
    Rudegyal on 2 Dec 2006 #

    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TANYA HEADON, HU DO U FINK U R M8??????????? XTINA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL SWER DWN U MUST NEED GLASSES BRUV CZ UR FUKIN BLIND!!!!! DONT SIT DAR AT UR COMPUTER BOYIN XTINA OFF JUST COZ UR A JELOUS BITCH OF WHAT SHE HAS!!!! STOP HATIN CZ UR A WASTE OF SPACE!!! N AS 4 LINDA PERRY SHE IZ QUALIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY!! JUST COZ SHE HAS THE GUTD 2 EXPREESS HESELF IN DIFFERENT WAY IT DUN MEEN U HAV 2 HAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!FUKK U MAN U PROBLY AN UGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY MONKEY N UR TAKIN OUT UR BUTTERZZZZZZZ FEELINZ OUT ON Aggy COZ SHEEEZZZZZ STUNIN N U AINT!!! OM OUT SOOOOO DUN WATCH DAT,HATE AS MUCH AS U WANT COZ IND END XTINA WILL CUM BAK AT PEOPLE LIKE U EVEN HARDER!!!!!!

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    CarsmileSteve on 3 Dec 2006 #

    seriously though, the youth of today, eh?

    this comment should be parsed like the lock, stock and two smoking barrels sample in “bound 4 da reload” i think…

  3. 3
    holly on 19 Jan 2007 #

    everyone is beautiful no matter what they look like:):)

  4. 4
    Al Ewing on 19 Jan 2007 #

    Unless they look like an ugly person, that is.

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