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Jan 03

PINK FLOYD – Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts 2 – 8)

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PINK FLOYD – Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts 2 – 8)

Anyone who has had the misfortune to listen to the Wish You Were Here album will be aware that this magnificent piece of (shit) work is bookended by Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-V) (Parts VI-IX). Now I am not going to mention the fact that this album only has five tracks on it, and that two of these are the same song. I’m not even going to mention the fact that the Floyd are so lazy that despite only having four songs they got a guest vocalist in for one of them. No – I am here to make a revelation of possible national magnitude.

I have found parts 2- 8 of Shine On You Crazy Diamond.

You see whilst the song goes on forever on the album it only has two verses. What I have found, scrawled in Roger Waters worst orange crayon, are the vitriolic lyrics which would have formed the final verse. Unfortunately it was exorcised by EMI lawyers from the song when they realised that even in his most drugged up state that Syd Barrett would notice that they were libellous.

Remember when you were mashed, You spent all our cash.
Fuck off you junkie bastard.
You spent all of our dough, for a half pound of blow
Fuck off you junkie bastard.
We are art school career boys
With mother fixations
We want to do prog rock.
So fuck off you user, psychadelic boozer,
Fuck off you skagman, you pothead you loser and DIE.

Now I have a conundrum. I am sure that if I release this barely cogent but somewhat nasty lyrics to the non-sexed fans of Pink Floyd I could easily make enough money to fund my campaign to destroy music properly. However by doing so I will be helkping prolong the legacy of Pink floyd, musicians. So after much debate I have decided to set fire to them, much like the man on the front of Wish You Were Here was both on fire in the picture, and the copy I stole from a Marie Curie Cancer Shop that I burnt. And then you will hear my madcap laugh.

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  1. 31
    oms on 3 Jul 2007 #

    one wonders how alan defines idiocy..is idiotic behavior fucking up a bands lyric to prove a (rather stupid) point or is idiocy asking someone to be rational?hmm…yes alan i love u guys for it is because of ur infinite stupidity that those less fortunate can look and say ‘aah so there are people much worse of than me’

    and while we’re at it, ur level of grammer is particularly disturbing, seeing as that u consider urself to be a..ahem..journalist *shudder*..

    “its funny watching anyone making an idiot of themselves”

    try this on for size mr hemingway…”its funny watching anyone make an idiot of HIMSELF”

    u really should have picked a different profession…

  2. 32

    yes alan you big journalist

  3. 33
    Alan on 3 Jul 2007 #

    a little more of the old funny there. and it turns out oms is a HIM! — the hilarious “sandy vagina” stuff was a big clue i suppose.

  4. 34
    Al Ewing on 4 Jul 2007 #

    It’s funny how some people just never learn. Or so I’m told.

  5. 35
    oms on 5 Jul 2007 #

    oh shit alan u really have to do something about that sand in your vagina its making ewing cranky

  6. 36
    Alan on 5 Jul 2007 #

    it’s like a cycle of funny. a few ROFLs from one post full of unintentional stupid, followed by something just inane. i wonder how long the pattern will go on repeating itself…

  7. 37
    oms on 6 Jul 2007 #

    its funny how people with so much sand in their vaginas can still string a few words together…whats funnier is that this sonofawhore hasnt yet attempted to justify why hes clashing with me..its a case of hating something just for the sake of it

  8. 38
    Alan on 6 Jul 2007 #

    damn, he’s got stuck on inane. getting funny out of oms is too hard. Al, can you have a go now?

  9. 39
    oms on 6 Jul 2007 #
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    oms on 6 Jul 2007 #

    you are so stupid. its not even funny anymore :S

  11. 41

    poor old oms, singlehandledly rescuing PF from their own failure to communicate

  12. 42
    oms on 7 Jul 2007 #

    ” pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør” with that kind of a name, only god knows how in the name of holy fuck u communicate. ur parents wud have been better of just naming u fuck tard..then ui cud be FT’s FT

  13. 43
    Alan on 7 Jul 2007 #

    “in the world of debating we call this”:

    a) possibly the cleverest thing ever said by anyone ever
    b) a circular argument
    c) ad hominem

  14. 44
    a1 on 13 Jul 2007 #

    FT people, you guys are kind of lame

  15. 45
    Shannon on 16 Aug 2007 #

    Wow, whats the matter? Roger didnt want to fuck you? so now you are retaliating? If you had a brain in your narrow minded head which is clear you dont, then you would know the genius of Waters and his words and to mock a song which is a tribute to Syd, a man who went crazy due to a drug problem. so what do you listen to Insync? Wow, brilliant!

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    pink floyd lover on 30 Jul 2009 #

    you hate pink floyd because you cant even think like god says

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