‘ You know someone said that the world’s a stage
And each must play a part.’
Someone said that did they? Just some old Joe Soap knocking around so that you Elvis Presley, self styled King Of Rock’n'Roll and the man a well known burger chain was named after, could quote it in a song. That someone was fucking Shakespeare you illiterate, greasy, corpulent dead guy. And you got the quote wrong.
Written by Tanya Headon on Thursday, January 23rd, 2003 | 1,011 views |
WHY? DEAR LORD...WHY?
My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into an encyclopaedia of musical badness.
Much of this music will generally be called 'good' by critics. Some of it you might be a fan of. Rather than get offended, think of this as the virulent opposite of all those smarmy Record Guides with their star rankings and chin-stroking critical weightings.
Here, everything gets one star.
I'm too famous now to link to anybody, or that's what my publicist tells me.
My name is Tanya Headon and I Hate Music. It really is that simple.
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Comstock Carabinieri on December 19th, 2006
I have no cause to doubt you.
FT's Alan on December 19th, 2006
spam removed!
Comstock Carabinieri on December 19th, 2006
punchline rendered meaningless! :-(
whitney Braswell on February 25th, 2008
this is jacob peall