PAUL McCARTNEY : MURDERER?

PAUL McCARTNEY : MURDERER?

Paul has got off relatively scott free round here (not relatively Scott Three which would be torturous as would any Scott Walker album). Mainly due to his only mucker John lennon being so awful and po-faced and handily dead so it’s impossible to libel him. Nevertheless this did get me thinking, Paul McCartney knows an awful lot of dead people. Yes he is getting on a bit, but he is not quite sixty four and really these life excpectancies would seem to be very tragic. Let’s look at the list of the obvious ones:

Stuart Sutcliffe
Brian Epstein
John Lennon
George Harrison
Linda McCartney

Now maybe the fella has just been unlucky. All these close associates popping their clogs. But then listen to the relish in which he sings his own confessionary song “LIVE AND LET DIE” and tell me that Ringo Starr has got nothing to worry about.

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David Watson

9 Nov 2006 01:33

No wonder the world is a cynical mess with all this ‘what if’ crap going around, causing weak minded people to ponder on the ‘possibilities?. can’t we just live and let live and hey he was Mother Natures son..(what if?)

someone

4 Apr 2007 01:29

that is the most retarded thing i’ve ever heard. anyone that age would have many close friends who are no longer alive. you suck.

lenny

8 Jul 2007 08:55

that fucking wanker paul mccartney should be dead not the others. we still have to put up with seeing his old mug on the tele and deal with his shitty solo music when it comes on the radio. i am too lazy to get up and change the station. lmao. poor paul mccartney boo hoo. he has had is so bad in life. he is a bloody billionaire and got to bang his hooker wife heather mills for four years. i bet she gave great head even though she had one leg. pass the veggies and the wet wipes hunny. ah maybe paul mccartney is bad luck to be around and that is why all these people died. uh heather is divorcing him so she won’t be dead i bet.

White_Hawk_UK

7 Aug 2007 16:42

Hahaha! I reckon I’d die a slow and lingering death if I were forced to listen to any of his talentless cr*p at length. What’s with David and ‘someone’ getting all wet around the crotch? Get a life, kids.

mark farreir

25 Oct 2007 23:15

How could anyone really care for Paul Mcartney ?
I saw him back then as a Beatle, and I’ve just seen him tonight on Telly. My skin crwals with this guy.

Devil

27 Oct 2007 02:03

every one of you shit-scarfing paul-bashers can lick my fucking taint.

Layla

12 Dec 2007 22:04

=l this all seems a bit far fetched…george and linda both got cancer…I’m not sure how he could have given it to them. As for John he was shot very publicly…and Paul was no where near john, brian or stuart when they died!

Sumabich

26 Apr 2008 05:17

Paul is a good enough musician. I’d never take anything away from him there except why would anyone need to learn to play an instrument left-handed? My problem with him is simple: The guy is an asshole! Plain and simple… Frickin’ Jerk to the max. I saw him and Ringo on TV a while back and oh boy, Mccartney thinks he’s special. He’s a frickin Saint as far as he’s concerned. I should have realized he was an egomanicial asshole the first time I saw him playing left handed.

Georgie

15 Sep 2008 00:38

Paul is thyme ,jaded sunshine on a winter winday day.The eyes that care and watch inabilitys of the world inspire him to write.nocturnal message of forty year old thoughts in thousands of minds,everywhere.George Harrison could light a ciggarette calmly in 1966 wearing a tan vest with white blouse shirt/Stand next to Paul and all emotion and physical light would notice in the same way they are photengic like two lads from sweden…sporting angels wings.

The Intl

15 Sep 2008 05:33

Georgie #9, my wife was just saying the same thing to me this morning. Except Harrison wasn’t wearing a tan vest, it was a denim work shirt, faded jeans & slip-on tennies, and they were standing in the sun in Nassau. And it weren’t angel wings they were sporting, it were canolis.

hisfirstime

31 Jul 2009 01:56

yesterday… all Paul’s troubles seemed so far away… now he needs a place to hide away, cause he believes, in yesterday.

…and let’s face it, he is a superstar of yesterday!
let’s give him the respect he has earned, and leave the wanker comments out of it.
… would you be calling John lennon a wanker if he was still alive today?
Quite frankly, I think any Beatle is too well off to care what some chav in Chatsville thinks of them.
x

gary dobbs

21 Nov 2010 21:44

I think McCartney lacks artistic integrity which it such a pity as he was once one the coolest people on the planet.

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