TANYA HEADON’S ROCK SCHOOL
1: Play Harmonica like Bob Dylan in three easy steps:
1. Put harmonica to your lips
2. Blow
3. Suck
Repeat for the length of the solo but whatever you do, to be true to the unique Dylan style, do not move your mouth. This may introduce other “notes” as musicians more adept than Dylan call them, spoiling the overall tuneless effect.
Written by Tanya Headon on Tuesday, February 12th, 2002 | 576 views |
WHY? DEAR LORD...WHY?
My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into an encyclopaedia of musical badness.
Much of this music will generally be called 'good' by critics. Some of it you might be a fan of. Rather than get offended, think of this as the virulent opposite of all those smarmy Record Guides with their star rankings and chin-stroking critical weightings.
Here, everything gets one star.
I'm too famous now to link to anybody, or that's what my publicist tells me.
My name is Tanya Headon and I Hate Music. It really is that simple.
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Aeris on May 2nd, 2007
Oh, suck it up you spineless whore.
Shut the fuck up while you’re at it, too.
Otherwise, go (3.) Blow your father.