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January 15th, 2001

NIRVANA - Tedious Rubbish

NIRVANA - Tedious Rubbish

Fact One: The track Endless Nameless is called Endless Nameless. It therefore has a name.
Fact Two: The track Endless Nameless fits on one CD. CD’s hold a maximum of 78 minutes of music. Therefore the track is at most 78 minutes long. (It is actually shorter.) Therefore said track ends.

Conclusion: Endless Nameless both has a name and ends. Therefore Nirvana lied to you – who later canonized and matryed their idiosyncratic – and I suggest idiotic – lank haired lead singer after his unique way of clearing his sinus problem went terribly wrong. I suggest you write to whoever the current pop pontiff is to get Kurt Cobain cast out of such and exalted position and thrown down into grunge hell with all Pearl Jam records and the Stone Temple Pilots.

Written by Tanya Headon on Monday, January 15th, 2001 | 360 views |

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