DR. TANYA’S WORLD OF BIOLOGY….

“Trouble” – Coldplay

Too right you’re in trouble, my lad, for your pitiful knowledge of the animal kingdom, sub-section arachnids. If you are in the “centre” of a web, then the likelihood is that that you are the spider, and therefore not “caught” in it, even if it was built by some nebulous “They”.

Also, if you’re going to write ballads with such ignorant lyrics it’s a good idea to get past Chapter One of Elton’s World’O’Pop, “The Piano” and gen up on a few other instruments, eh?