SPACE
You thought it was The La’s, but no – the most irrelevant Scousers since the Farm are Space. I would do a full ‘How to write a Space record’, but all you need to know is add in 1930’s Noel Coward-esque nasally spoken bit and generally make a tool of yourself with strings and brass accompaniment to Novelty lyrics. Space = Barron Knights for the nineties.
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WHY? DEAR LORD...WHY?
My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into an encyclopaedia of musical badness.
Much of this music will generally be called 'good' by critics. Some of it you might be a fan of. Rather than get offended, think of this as the virulent opposite of all those smarmy Record Guides with their star rankings and chin-stroking critical weightings.
Here, everything gets one star.
I'm too famous now to link to anybody, or that's what my publicist tells me.