I Hate Music

June 14^th, 2000

SHANKS & BIGFOOT

SHANKS & BIGFOOT

See the rule below vis a vis non-alphabetic double acts. As extra ammunition note that Shanks is short for Shanks Pony. Pony, in Cockney Rhyming Slang is short for Pony and Trap - which rhymes with Crap.

Bigfoot on the other hand is a mythical beast occasionally sighted in the Rockies, and more often sighted in re-runs of Bigfoot and The Hendersons. Despite John Lithgow being in B&TH (or perhaps because) it was crap.

Some say Sweet Like Chocolate was a perfect proponent of Bubblegum Garage. Fine, but have you ever eaten garage flavoured bubblegum? It tastes shit (like crap).

Written by Tanya Headon on Wednesday, June 14th, 2000 | 359 views |

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My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into an encyclopaedia of musical badness.

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