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October 10th, 2005

Grebt Crossovers That Never Were 1

DC Versus 2000AD!

The Mighty Tharg takes on the might of… and here we fall at the first hurdle. Probably Krona or Stork or whoever it was. Or one of the other Big Plot Device People… anyway, the important thing is that when the DCU threatens to invade, Tharg has to turn his Thrill Viewer up to full power and project the hyper heroes of 2000AD into the fray! But - choke - who fights who, fervid one?

BATMAN & ROBIN versus JOHNNY ALPHA & WULF

One is a couple who live together in their own special place far away from prying eyes - the kind of place where a large, rough man could commit many acts of deviancy on a smaller, feyer and more boyish companion! And the other is Batman and Robin. The only person who broods as much as Batman is Johnny Alpha, while Wulf could have one of his patented “I’m not gay honest old cucumber” moments with Catwoman.

Some other grebt matchups:
SUPERMAN versus NEMESIS THE WARLOCK - and the loser must go to THE VATS!
GREEN LANTERN versus BILL SAVAGE WITH A YELLOW SHOTGUN!
AQUAMAN versus HARRY ANGEL - the master of the sea versus his equal in the air!
VIBE versus ROGUE TROOPER!
WONDER WOMAN versus LORNA VARN!

But that is surely only the beginning as Tharg calls on his legions of obsessive Squaxx to suggest even the oldest and crappest hyper heroes to join the fight! And DC allows Goeff Johns to raid the archives for the Red Bee, again!

Who would win? WHO?

Written by Vic Fluro on Monday, October 10th, 2005 | 319 views |

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