Damn those cunning spammers
Damn those cunning spammers - they’ve got me good and proper this time. I received an email saying “you are an idiot” - excellent, I thought! There’s nothing that gets the circulation going like flame-mail. But no, it was a whopping and doubtless infectious attachment. This is a cunning move on the enemy’s part - nobody using the Internet seriously believes that there are 18 year old virgins desperate to shed their clothes for complete strangers; everybody believes that somewhere out there is somebody who believes them to be Earth’s biggest fool. The last actual flame I got claimed to be from Christmas one-hit wonder Gordon Haskell - remind me to reprint it sometime!
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