MYSTERIOUS GARLIC-FLAVOURED YUMMY CASHEW MYSTERY
i. place cashews (in unopened packet) in fridge to keep mice from findin and gobblin
ii. garlic (open) in fridge while blast-cleanin kitchen from top to bottom
iii. forget remove from fridge
iv. cold cashews tastin of garlic!!
this wz delicious BUT subsequent examination showed that NO ONE PUT THE GARLIC IN THE FRIDGE (as it wz ancient and gnarled and immediately chucked out)
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