Full Four-Organ Breakfast (defined for Felicity)
Full Four-Organ Breakfast (defined for Felicity): full english breakfast - bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomatos, beans, toast or fried bread - PLUS kidneys, black pudding and sausage. How this works: kidneys = obv (organ 1). Sausage = nose and, er, porcine parson’s nose (organs 2&3). Black puddings = blood, barley (yes yes not organs) and fat (organ 4) (look I read an article in New Scientist headlined “Fat is the largest organ in your body” so eat it buster) (if you don’t shut up I’ll replace it with SAVELOY - fr.the italian for BRAINS - and I think you’ll agree that saveloy for breakfast is a STEP TOO FAR EVEN FOR FELICITY!!)
Now return to your constituencies and make this so.
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