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September 30th, 2003

CRISP PACKET COPY 1: Pickled Onion Space Raiders

CRISP PACKET COPY 1: Pickled Onion Space Raiders

They came…. From the darkest depths of the uncharted cosmos….
The Space Raiders.
Brightly coloured, bug-eyed, bad guys with really big brains and easily enough alien technology to take over our planet. The only thing that can stop the Space Raiders imminent invasion of earth is the sound of munchin’ crunchin’ snacks!
So finish off this pack and go get another …before it’s too late!!

(Just an aside, imagine if you will the ignomity of being beaten merely because you cannot stand the sound of people eating crisps. And then think that the crisp used against you most is a cheap, 10p corn snack deliberately made in your image to taunt you. If I were an alien it would drive me nuts.)

Alien fun facts:- Alien Abductions
Many people claim to have been abducted by aliens. This is a myth - space Raiders only abduct cats. They make them really fluffy, put little aliens inside their heads and then send them back to earth to spy on us…we call them Persian cats. You’ll never see a fluffy Persian cat eating Space Raider snacks.

Written by Pete Baran on Tuesday, September 30th, 2003 | 1,083 views |

Responses

  1. fanny on November 30th, 2006

    WE FRICKIN LOVE SPACE RAIDERS.THE ULTIMATE FRICKIN MUNCH.BEEF ARE THE FRICKIN BEST.COME ON YOU MIGHTY FRICKIN SPACE RAIDERS.!!!!!!!!!!

  2. noob on July 17th, 2007

    lool space raiders.. id rather eat a card bord box they taste tht bad.

  3. adam on January 8th, 2008

    Space raiders are simply awesome, they are sellouts going to 15p now and 25p for the bigger packets. they were always 10p!!! growing up going to primary in the morning with a budget of around 75p, I had to ration and 10p was fine. Haha it was always a 10p snack what are they doing? I still buy them the same though, never will, even if they go to 50p a pack, these crisps are awesome

  4. Carey on January 30th, 2008

    15p a packet now, how bad is that! Still love ‘em tho.

 

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