Ah happy daiz

Ah happy daiz. I used to work in a dodgy Local Pub which catered to Local Squaddies, visitors from surrounding more middle clarse villages for our ‘3.99 meals (extremely good value if I say so myself and OOH the curly cumberland sausage - why o why have all pubs stopped serving them??) and old meng - the landlady was a bleached blonde lady who gave me the job waiting on without asking any questions - HOORAY!

Then one day came an UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT sign - no-one told me - and the first sign of new management that I got was the sight of New Landlady sharpening a huge knife and larffing to herself over a sizzling hot plate.

I got the fear - I did not last a lot longer whilst Under New Management.

And she was the one who got rid of the curly circular cumberland sausage.

May I recommend you visit Crackling and purchase a sossidge of your own?

Mmm.

Sarah • 470 views •