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January 22nd, 2002

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do) 1: Have a shit whilst holding the toilet door shut with out feet.

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do)

1: Have a shit whilst holding the toilet door shut with out feet.

The cubicle door is always too far away, and the effort expended in keeping the door shut whilst extending the leg appears to close some internal valve making the previously desperate for movement impossible to complete.

Written by Pete Baran on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002 | 462 views |

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