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My Lover’s Got Pneumonia

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Of course he doesn’t have pneumonia, that would just be silly. What does Italian #2 hit-maker Gala‘s lover REALLY have apart from a shortage of cash?

What does Gala's lover actually have?

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  1. -24
    CarsmileSteve on 12 Mar 2014 #

    PURPLE BRIEFS!

  2. -23
    cis logged out on 12 Mar 2014 #

    STROMBOLI

  3. -22
    ktee logged out on 12 Mar 2014 #

    JUMBO LEAVES!

  4. -21
    unlogged mog on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Always thought it was dungarees?

  5. -20
    Steve Mannion on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Tumblr beefs!

  6. -19
    Weej on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Trombolise. I imagine this is some sort of easily portable miniature trombone which he plays in public in exchange for food and shelter.

  7. -18
    lonepilgrim on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Womble knees?

  8. -17
    sükråt tanned rested unlogged and awesome on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Tron Bull-Eats

    ^^^clearly this is a beef-based snackfood developed to be eaten when trapped inside a video game console

  9. -16
    Auntie Beryl on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Bumble bees.

  10. -15
    TriffidFarm on 12 Mar 2014 #

    DRUM POLICE

  11. -14
    thefatgit on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Bramble leaves

  12. -13
    glue_factory on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Jumbo leads

  13. -12
    katstevens on 12 Mar 2014 #

    Of course, not satisfied with his lot, Gala’s lover wants more and more, plus freedom and love to boot! MOON ON A STICK, STEW.

  14. -11
    Chelovek na lune on 12 Mar 2014 #

    MIND AND SENSES PUREEFIED.

    A Balkans dish of sheep brains and nerves, transported over the ages by Albanian migrants to Puglia and the more outlandish parts of Umbria.

    As any fule kno.

    (Oh I how I wish this song was no 1 instead of Puff D)

  15. -10
    Izzy on 12 Mar 2014 #

    He’s got his companies. Which evidently suffer from cashflow problems.

  16. -9
    Tommy Mack on 13 Mar 2014 #

    Strong Beliefs. He sounds like a right dick. “Can I borrow a tenner to go down the pub, Gala?” “Why don’t you get a job!” “It’s against my strong beliefs”

  17. -8
    epoisse@whiff.pong on 13 Mar 2014 #

    STINKY CHEESE.

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