“don’t have nightmares, do sleep well”

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Mar 12

“don’t have nightmares, do sleep well”

mark sinker • FT • 4 comments • 356 views

<--- Jane Eyre‘s Mr Rochester, in Charlotte Brontë’s (digital) mind’s eye.

From Brian Joseph Davis’s The Composites: “Images created using law enforcement composite sketch software and descriptions of literary characters”

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lonepilgrim on 12 Mar 2012 #
reader, I arrested him
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Tommy Mack † on 13 Mar 2012 #
He looks like Brian Cox with bugger grips.
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thefatgit † on 13 Mar 2012 #
I dunno, give him g1ng3r hair and you’re getting close to Patrick Stump.
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Ed † on 14 Mar 2012 #
“Tell me, sir, could you describe the man who attacked you?”

“Well yes, officer, he looked like a recombo DNA project aimed at tailoring people for high-speed burrowing…”

Some of them are great. I suspect I am not now going to be able to get Tess Durbeyfield and Ignatius Reilly out of my mind’s eye.

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