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Nov 09

This Summer: Triggers Will Be Freaky

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So I just stumbled across the impressive effects looking but terribly edited new trailer for the remake of Clash Of The Titans. Here you can see it yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CJenNMsb4

Yes, that’s right. The tagline is indeed: TITANS WILL CLASH.
Which if I remember the original isn’t exactly what happens. More Epic Heroes will kill stop motion creatures with mirrors. But the Harryhausen film holds a soft spot in my heart, even though Harry Hamlin is no-ones idea of Perseus. Anyhoo: TITANS WILL CLASH. Such a simple formation if only other films did that. We could have seen some of these:

KIDS WILL SPY
VAMPIRES WILL BE INTERVIEWED
TAXIS WILL BE DRIVEN

In the theatre: “This Summer, A SALESMAN WILL DIE”

STARS WILL WAR
WORLDS WILL WAR
AND BRIDES TOO

THE KING WILL RETURN
AS WILL THE JEDI

LAMBS WILL BE SILENCED
LAS VEGAS WILL BE LEFT
PARENTS WILL BE MET
AS WILL FOCKERS
CHINESE BOOKIES WILL BE KILLED
THE EARTH’S CENTRE WILL BE JOURNEYED TO (potentially in 3D)
THE BOURGEOISIE WILL BE CHARMING, DISCREETLY

BILL WILL BE KILLED
NUNS WILL RUN
JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD WILL BE ASSASSINATED
THE SOUP WILL CONSIST OF DUCK
THE FEATHERS WILL COME FROM HORSES
THE OPERA IS WHERE THE NIGHT WILL BE SPENT AT
THE RACES IS WHERE THE DAY SHALL BE SPENT
A PENALTY IS WHAT THE GOALKEEPER WILL BE AFRAID OF

THE FOURTH OF JULY WILL BE BORN ON
THEY WILL BE HAD BY SOME MOTHERS
THE SOUFFLE WILL BE ABOUT

WORRYING WILL BE STOPPED AND THE BOMB LOVED
HEAT WILL BE LIKED BY SOME

LOVE WILL ACCOMPANY YOU AS YOU LEAVE RUSSIA
THE GUN THAT THE MAN HAS WILL BE GOLDEN
MOONS WILL BE RAKED
SPIES WILL LOVE

And finally

GOOD WILL HUNTING

(Thanks to Matt, Eli, Mark S, Tom, Jenn, Tim, Katie, Ewan, Hazel, Kat, Magnus, Meg and Rob for coming up with that list in FIVE MINUTES – comments section is for you…)

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  1. 31
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    BEING WILL BE BEING UNBEARABLY LIGHT

  2. 32
    Alix on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE JOB WILL BE ITALIAN
    THE PARK WILL BE JURASSIC
    THE WORLD WILL BE SPICE
    THE DOC WILL BE WHAT’S UP

  3. 33
    Alix on 12 Nov 2009 #

    12 MEN WILL BE ANGRY

  4. 34
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    shawshank will be redeemed
    the instinct will be no frills

  5. 35
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    IN ADDITION TO RITA AND SUE THERE WILL ALSO BE BOB

  6. 36
    Matt DC on 12 Nov 2009 #

    NUNS WILL RUN
    SPOTLESS MINDS WILL BE MADE ETERNALLY SUNNY
    MUSIC WILL MAKE A SOUND
    ONE WILL HAVE FLOWN OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST
    DEBBIE WILL DO DALLAS

  7. 37
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Dallas Will Be Done By Debbie

  8. 38
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    xp oh ffs

  9. 39
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The City Will Contain A Pig

  10. 40
    ledge on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE SOUP WILL BE DUCK
    THE NIGHT WILL BE AT THE OPERA
    THE DAY WILL BE AT THE RACES

    also, lol @ poor Tim Minchin thinking “what have I got myself into?!” at 0:15-20

  11. 41
    ledge on 12 Nov 2009 #

    ok ok two repeats there ;_;

  12. 42
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Gold Belonging To Curly Will Have Achieved Legendary Status

    Moms Will Shoot, Bar Cessation

  13. 43
    ledge on 12 Nov 2009 #

    three repeats actually. my search function let me down.

  14. 44
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Dance Will Once Again Be Broken; the Boogaloo Will Be Electric

  15. 45
    Jack Fear on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Arthouse edition!

    DESIRE HAS WINGS
    ICHI WILL KILL (double feature: THE KATAKURIS WILL BE HAPPY)
    BOB WILL GAMBLE
    THE ANGEL WILL EXTERMINATE
    THE DOG IS ANDALUSIAN

  16. 46
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Mannequin Will Be Quite Literally On The Move

  17. 47
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    #42 I think mom is threatened to be the shooter not the shootee. she could be shooting other moms of course.

    moms will certianly be thrown from trains, though.

  18. 48
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    HORSES WILL BE SHOT, WON’T THEY?

  19. 49
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    NEXT SUMMER I WILL KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID

  20. 50
    Alix on 12 Nov 2009 #

    ANIMALS WILL BE ON THE FARM
    THE MONTY WILL BE FULL
    YOUR GRAVE WILL BE SPAT ON
    BEING EARNEST WILL BE IMPORTANT
    HAROLD AND KUMAR WILL GET THE MUNCHIES
    THE VIRGIN WILL BE FORTY YEARS OLD
    M*A WILL BE *S*H

  21. 51
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    the movie will be kentucky fried
    gastsy will be great
    the impact will be final

  22. 52
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Workers will leave the Lumiere Factory!
    At La Ciotat Station, a train will arrive!

  23. 53
    Michael Jones on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE LOVE WILL BE A STRANGE DOCTOR -or- THE BOMB WILL BE LESS WORRISOME, MORE LOVEABLE

  24. 54
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Running Will Be Done By Logan
    The Green Will Be Soylent

  25. 55
    Michael Jones on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MUSIC HAS A SOUND

  26. 56
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade, the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton will perform The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat (Sade\Marat)

  27. 57
    Michael Jones on 12 Nov 2009 #

    (Oh, bugger, Strangelove was in the original post!)

  28. 58
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Re-acquisition Of Stella’s Groove Will Be Documented

  29. 59
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Twice will be the only amount of times you live
    I will be loved by a spy
    Solace will be quantummed

  30. 60
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Ball Will Be A Monster’s

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