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Nov 09

This Summer: Triggers Will Be Freaky

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So I just stumbled across the impressive effects looking but terribly edited new trailer for the remake of Clash Of The Titans. Here you can see it yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CJenNMsb4

Yes, that’s right. The tagline is indeed: TITANS WILL CLASH.
Which if I remember the original isn’t exactly what happens. More Epic Heroes will kill stop motion creatures with mirrors. But the Harryhausen film holds a soft spot in my heart, even though Harry Hamlin is no-ones idea of Perseus. Anyhoo: TITANS WILL CLASH. Such a simple formation if only other films did that. We could have seen some of these:

KIDS WILL SPY
VAMPIRES WILL BE INTERVIEWED
TAXIS WILL BE DRIVEN

In the theatre: “This Summer, A SALESMAN WILL DIE”

STARS WILL WAR
WORLDS WILL WAR
AND BRIDES TOO

THE KING WILL RETURN
AS WILL THE JEDI

LAMBS WILL BE SILENCED
LAS VEGAS WILL BE LEFT
PARENTS WILL BE MET
AS WILL FOCKERS
CHINESE BOOKIES WILL BE KILLED
THE EARTH’S CENTRE WILL BE JOURNEYED TO (potentially in 3D)
THE BOURGEOISIE WILL BE CHARMING, DISCREETLY

BILL WILL BE KILLED
NUNS WILL RUN
JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD WILL BE ASSASSINATED
THE SOUP WILL CONSIST OF DUCK
THE FEATHERS WILL COME FROM HORSES
THE OPERA IS WHERE THE NIGHT WILL BE SPENT AT
THE RACES IS WHERE THE DAY SHALL BE SPENT
A PENALTY IS WHAT THE GOALKEEPER WILL BE AFRAID OF

THE FOURTH OF JULY WILL BE BORN ON
THEY WILL BE HAD BY SOME MOTHERS
THE SOUFFLE WILL BE ABOUT

WORRYING WILL BE STOPPED AND THE BOMB LOVED
HEAT WILL BE LIKED BY SOME

LOVE WILL ACCOMPANY YOU AS YOU LEAVE RUSSIA
THE GUN THAT THE MAN HAS WILL BE GOLDEN
MOONS WILL BE RAKED
SPIES WILL LOVE

And finally

GOOD WILL HUNTING

(Thanks to Matt, Eli, Mark S, Tom, Jenn, Tim, Katie, Ewan, Hazel, Kat, Magnus, Meg and Rob for coming up with that list in FIVE MINUTES – comments section is for you…)

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  1. 1
    Tom on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE WILD THINGS WILL BE THERE

  2. 2
    a tanned rested and unlogged lørd sükråt wötsît on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE PLANET IS FORBIDDEN
    THE CANDIDATE WILL BE MANCHURIAN
    THE ROBOT WILL BE ME
    THERE IS WHERE BEING WILL BE UNDERTAKEN

  3. 3
    Rob Brennan on 12 Nov 2009 #

    My other email got stuck in the plumbing:

    SERGEANTS/DOCTORS/NURSES/CABBIES/COWBOYS/SPIES/HENRY/TEACHERS/CONSTABLES/CRUISES/MATRONS/CLEO WILL CARRY ON

    DOCTORS WILL CARRY ON AGAIN

  4. 4
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Happening: “It Will Be Happening”

  5. 5
    Magnus on 12 Nov 2009 #

    SPARTICUS WILL BE EVERYONE

  6. 6
    a tanned rested and unlogged lørd sükråt wötsît on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE ROOF WHERE THE CAT WILL BE WILL BE HOT AND MADE OF TIN

  7. 7
    CarsmileSteve on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE FUTURE WILL BE GONE BACK TO
    THE FUTURE WILL BE GONE BACK TO AGAIN
    THE FUTURE WILL BE FURTHER GONE BACK TO AGAIN

  8. 8
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Khyber Will Be Carried On Up

    There Will Not Be A Man There

    Christmas Will Be Saved, By EARNEST

  9. 9
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Dogs Will Be At The Reservoir (er…)

  10. 10
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Your Wagon Will Be Painted

  11. 11
    Tom on 12 Nov 2009 #

    HOWARD WILL END

  12. 12
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE BEING WILL BE UNBEARABLY LIGHT

  13. 13
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    It Will Be Their First Assignment
    Training Will Resume
    They Will Be On Patrol, As Citizens
    etc.

  14. 14
    Rob Brennan on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MAN WILL BE SUPER

  15. 15
    Rick on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MEN WILL BE X

  16. 16
    Andrew F on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MEN WILL WATCH

  17. 17
    Rick on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MAN WILL BAT, AND SO WILL ROBIN

  18. 18
    Rick on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THERE WILL BE THREE COLOURS, AND ONE WILL BE BLUE
    THERE WILL BE THREE COLOURS, AND ONE WILL BE RED
    THERE WILL BE THREE COLOURS, AND ONE WILL BE WHITE

  19. 19
    swanstep on 12 Nov 2009 #

    WINDOWS WILL BE REARED
    RAIN WILL BE SUNG IN
    BABIES WILL BE BROUGHT UP
    WESTERN FRONTS WILL BE QUIETED. ALL OF THEM.

    (The ‘I saw Saw II too’ game is also a good ‘un.)

  20. 20
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Recall Will Be Total

    Instincts Will Be Basic

    Troopers Will Be Starship-Based (More Will Like To Be Known)

  21. 21
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Show Will Be Truman-Based

  22. 22
    Ben on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Las Vegas will indeed be left, but it will also be Feared and Loathed

    Lebowski will grow abnormally large

    The Suspects will be exactly as normal

    Daggers will travel through the air in someone’s home

  23. 23
    enitharmon on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THERE WILL BE MORE THAN TWO MEN
    SKIN WILL INFLAME AFTER A HEPTENNIUM
    OZ WILL HAVE A WIZARD
    WANDA WILL BE THE NAME OF A FISH
    THERE WILL BE BLOOD

    (That last one can’t be right, I think?)

  24. 24
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    BALL WILL ROLL

  25. 25
    Pete Baran on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Red October Will Be Hunted
    Games Will be Played By Patriots
    All Fears Will Be Summed
    The Danger Will Be Clear AND Present.

  26. 26
    Tom on 12 Nov 2009 #

    KIDS WILL BE SHRUNK BY SOMEONE EITHER INTIMATE OR OVERFAMILIAR WITH THEIR MOTHER

  27. 27
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Jules Will Eat Jim

  28. 28
    A newly-registered but logged-out Katie on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE STORY WILL BE ABOUT TOYS

    IT WILL BE BROUGHT ON (also IT WILL BE BROUGHT ON AGAIN)

  29. 29
    Kat but logged out innit on 12 Nov 2009 #

    AT SOME UNSPECIFIED POINT THERE WILL BE SOMETHING EQUALLY UNSPECIFIED ABOUT MARY

  30. 30
    CarsmileSteve on 12 Nov 2009 #

    RATS WILL BE IN A MALL
    AMY WILL BE CHASED
    STRIKING BACK IS WHAT JAY AND SILENT BOB WILL DO

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