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Nov 09

This Summer: Triggers Will Be Freaky

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So I just stumbled across the impressive effects looking but terribly edited new trailer for the remake of Clash Of The Titans. Here you can see it yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CJenNMsb4

Yes, that’s right. The tagline is indeed: TITANS WILL CLASH.
Which if I remember the original isn’t exactly what happens. More Epic Heroes will kill stop motion creatures with mirrors. But the Harryhausen film holds a soft spot in my heart, even though Harry Hamlin is no-ones idea of Perseus. Anyhoo: TITANS WILL CLASH. Such a simple formation if only other films did that. We could have seen some of these:

KIDS WILL SPY
VAMPIRES WILL BE INTERVIEWED
TAXIS WILL BE DRIVEN

In the theatre: “This Summer, A SALESMAN WILL DIE”

STARS WILL WAR
WORLDS WILL WAR
AND BRIDES TOO

THE KING WILL RETURN
AS WILL THE JEDI

LAMBS WILL BE SILENCED
LAS VEGAS WILL BE LEFT
PARENTS WILL BE MET
AS WILL FOCKERS
CHINESE BOOKIES WILL BE KILLED
THE EARTH’S CENTRE WILL BE JOURNEYED TO (potentially in 3D)
THE BOURGEOISIE WILL BE CHARMING, DISCREETLY

BILL WILL BE KILLED
NUNS WILL RUN
JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD WILL BE ASSASSINATED
THE SOUP WILL CONSIST OF DUCK
THE FEATHERS WILL COME FROM HORSES
THE OPERA IS WHERE THE NIGHT WILL BE SPENT AT
THE RACES IS WHERE THE DAY SHALL BE SPENT
A PENALTY IS WHAT THE GOALKEEPER WILL BE AFRAID OF

THE FOURTH OF JULY WILL BE BORN ON
THEY WILL BE HAD BY SOME MOTHERS
THE SOUFFLE WILL BE ABOUT

WORRYING WILL BE STOPPED AND THE BOMB LOVED
HEAT WILL BE LIKED BY SOME

LOVE WILL ACCOMPANY YOU AS YOU LEAVE RUSSIA
THE GUN THAT THE MAN HAS WILL BE GOLDEN
MOONS WILL BE RAKED
SPIES WILL LOVE

And finally

GOOD WILL HUNTING

(Thanks to Matt, Eli, Mark S, Tom, Jenn, Tim, Katie, Ewan, Hazel, Kat, Magnus, Meg and Rob for coming up with that list in FIVE MINUTES – comments section is for you…)

Comments

  1. 1
    Tom on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE WILD THINGS WILL BE THERE

  2. 2
    a tanned rested and unlogged lørd sükråt wötsît on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE PLANET IS FORBIDDEN
    THE CANDIDATE WILL BE MANCHURIAN
    THE ROBOT WILL BE ME
    THERE IS WHERE BEING WILL BE UNDERTAKEN

  3. 3
    Rob Brennan on 12 Nov 2009 #

    My other email got stuck in the plumbing:

    SERGEANTS/DOCTORS/NURSES/CABBIES/COWBOYS/SPIES/HENRY/TEACHERS/CONSTABLES/CRUISES/MATRONS/CLEO WILL CARRY ON

    DOCTORS WILL CARRY ON AGAIN

  4. 4
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Happening: “It Will Be Happening”

  5. 5
    Magnus on 12 Nov 2009 #

    SPARTICUS WILL BE EVERYONE

  6. 6
    a tanned rested and unlogged lørd sükråt wötsît on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE ROOF WHERE THE CAT WILL BE WILL BE HOT AND MADE OF TIN

  7. 7
    CarsmileSteve on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE FUTURE WILL BE GONE BACK TO
    THE FUTURE WILL BE GONE BACK TO AGAIN
    THE FUTURE WILL BE FURTHER GONE BACK TO AGAIN

  8. 8
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Khyber Will Be Carried On Up

    There Will Not Be A Man There

    Christmas Will Be Saved, By EARNEST

  9. 9
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Dogs Will Be At The Reservoir (er…)

  10. 10
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Your Wagon Will Be Painted

  11. 11
    Tom on 12 Nov 2009 #

    HOWARD WILL END

  12. 12
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE BEING WILL BE UNBEARABLY LIGHT

  13. 13
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    It Will Be Their First Assignment
    Training Will Resume
    They Will Be On Patrol, As Citizens
    etc.

  14. 14
    Rob Brennan on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MAN WILL BE SUPER

  15. 15
    Rick on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MEN WILL BE X

  16. 16
    Andrew F on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MEN WILL WATCH

  17. 17
    Rick on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MAN WILL BAT, AND SO WILL ROBIN

  18. 18
    Rick on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THERE WILL BE THREE COLOURS, AND ONE WILL BE BLUE
    THERE WILL BE THREE COLOURS, AND ONE WILL BE RED
    THERE WILL BE THREE COLOURS, AND ONE WILL BE WHITE

  19. 19
    swanstep on 12 Nov 2009 #

    WINDOWS WILL BE REARED
    RAIN WILL BE SUNG IN
    BABIES WILL BE BROUGHT UP
    WESTERN FRONTS WILL BE QUIETED. ALL OF THEM.

    (The ‘I saw Saw II too’ game is also a good ‘un.)

  20. 20
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Recall Will Be Total

    Instincts Will Be Basic

    Troopers Will Be Starship-Based (More Will Like To Be Known)

  21. 21
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Show Will Be Truman-Based

  22. 22
    Ben on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Las Vegas will indeed be left, but it will also be Feared and Loathed

    Lebowski will grow abnormally large

    The Suspects will be exactly as normal

    Daggers will travel through the air in someone’s home

  23. 23
    enitharmon on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THERE WILL BE MORE THAN TWO MEN
    SKIN WILL INFLAME AFTER A HEPTENNIUM
    OZ WILL HAVE A WIZARD
    WANDA WILL BE THE NAME OF A FISH
    THERE WILL BE BLOOD

    (That last one can’t be right, I think?)

  24. 24
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    BALL WILL ROLL

  25. 25
    Pete Baran on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Red October Will Be Hunted
    Games Will be Played By Patriots
    All Fears Will Be Summed
    The Danger Will Be Clear AND Present.

  26. 26
    Tom on 12 Nov 2009 #

    KIDS WILL BE SHRUNK BY SOMEONE EITHER INTIMATE OR OVERFAMILIAR WITH THEIR MOTHER

  27. 27
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Jules Will Eat Jim

  28. 28
    A newly-registered but logged-out Katie on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE STORY WILL BE ABOUT TOYS

    IT WILL BE BROUGHT ON (also IT WILL BE BROUGHT ON AGAIN)

  29. 29
    Kat but logged out innit on 12 Nov 2009 #

    AT SOME UNSPECIFIED POINT THERE WILL BE SOMETHING EQUALLY UNSPECIFIED ABOUT MARY

  30. 30
    CarsmileSteve on 12 Nov 2009 #

    RATS WILL BE IN A MALL
    AMY WILL BE CHASED
    STRIKING BACK IS WHAT JAY AND SILENT BOB WILL DO

  31. 31
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    BEING WILL BE BEING UNBEARABLY LIGHT

  32. 32
    Alix on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE JOB WILL BE ITALIAN
    THE PARK WILL BE JURASSIC
    THE WORLD WILL BE SPICE
    THE DOC WILL BE WHAT’S UP

  33. 33
    Alix on 12 Nov 2009 #

    12 MEN WILL BE ANGRY

  34. 34
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    shawshank will be redeemed
    the instinct will be no frills

  35. 35
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    IN ADDITION TO RITA AND SUE THERE WILL ALSO BE BOB

  36. 36
    Matt DC on 12 Nov 2009 #

    NUNS WILL RUN
    SPOTLESS MINDS WILL BE MADE ETERNALLY SUNNY
    MUSIC WILL MAKE A SOUND
    ONE WILL HAVE FLOWN OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST
    DEBBIE WILL DO DALLAS

  37. 37
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Dallas Will Be Done By Debbie

  38. 38
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    xp oh ffs

  39. 39
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The City Will Contain A Pig

  40. 40
    ledge on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE SOUP WILL BE DUCK
    THE NIGHT WILL BE AT THE OPERA
    THE DAY WILL BE AT THE RACES

    also, lol @ poor Tim Minchin thinking “what have I got myself into?!” at 0:15-20

  41. 41
    ledge on 12 Nov 2009 #

    ok ok two repeats there ;_;

  42. 42
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Gold Belonging To Curly Will Have Achieved Legendary Status

    Moms Will Shoot, Bar Cessation

  43. 43
    ledge on 12 Nov 2009 #

    three repeats actually. my search function let me down.

  44. 44
    Tim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Dance Will Once Again Be Broken; the Boogaloo Will Be Electric

  45. 45
    Jack Fear on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Arthouse edition!

    DESIRE HAS WINGS
    ICHI WILL KILL (double feature: THE KATAKURIS WILL BE HAPPY)
    BOB WILL GAMBLE
    THE ANGEL WILL EXTERMINATE
    THE DOG IS ANDALUSIAN

  46. 46
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Mannequin Will Be Quite Literally On The Move

  47. 47
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    #42 I think mom is threatened to be the shooter not the shootee. she could be shooting other moms of course.

    moms will certianly be thrown from trains, though.

  48. 48
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    HORSES WILL BE SHOT, WON’T THEY?

  49. 49
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    NEXT SUMMER I WILL KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID

  50. 50
    Alix on 12 Nov 2009 #

    ANIMALS WILL BE ON THE FARM
    THE MONTY WILL BE FULL
    YOUR GRAVE WILL BE SPAT ON
    BEING EARNEST WILL BE IMPORTANT
    HAROLD AND KUMAR WILL GET THE MUNCHIES
    THE VIRGIN WILL BE FORTY YEARS OLD
    M*A WILL BE *S*H

  51. 51
    pink champale on 12 Nov 2009 #

    the movie will be kentucky fried
    gastsy will be great
    the impact will be final

  52. 52
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Workers will leave the Lumiere Factory!
    At La Ciotat Station, a train will arrive!

  53. 53
    Michael Jones on 12 Nov 2009 #

    THE LOVE WILL BE A STRANGE DOCTOR -or- THE BOMB WILL BE LESS WORRISOME, MORE LOVEABLE

  54. 54
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Running Will Be Done By Logan
    The Green Will Be Soylent

  55. 55
    Michael Jones on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MUSIC HAS A SOUND

  56. 56
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade, the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton will perform The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat (Sade\Marat)

  57. 57
    Michael Jones on 12 Nov 2009 #

    (Oh, bugger, Strangelove was in the original post!)

  58. 58
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Re-acquisition Of Stella’s Groove Will Be Documented

  59. 59
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Twice will be the only amount of times you live
    I will be loved by a spy
    Solace will be quantummed

  60. 60
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Ball Will Be A Monster’s

  61. 61
    Matt DC on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MARTIN GUERRE RETOURNERA

  62. 62
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Balls will thunder
    Love will arrive from the former Soviet Union

  63. 63
    Matt DC on 12 Nov 2009 #

    MONSIEUR HULOT PARTIRA EN VACANCES

  64. 64
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Trouble Will Be Big, But The China? Oh So Little!

  65. 65
    Steve Mannion on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Car’s Whereabouts Will Be Unknown, Dude!

  66. 66
    Jack Fear on 12 Nov 2009 #

    I can’t help feeling we’ve lost our way, somehow.

  67. 67
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    The Panther will be Pink
    (courtesy of Mrs Pilgrim)

  68. 68
    lonepilgrim on 12 Nov 2009 #

    A dozen will be dirty (©MrsP)
    Seven will be magnificent

    …must…stop

  69. 69
    ace inhibitor on 12 Nov 2009 #

    LES TEMPS PERDU WILL BE RECHERCHED

  70. 70
    ace inhibitor on 12 Nov 2009 #

    A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IS THE THING ON THE EDGE OF WHICH THERE WILL BE A WOMAN

  71. 71
    unlogged mog on 12 Nov 2009 #

    I think it got missed out, so-
    THE APOCALYPSE WILL BE NOW
    PIKACHU WILL GO ON VACATION
    INTENTIONS WILL BE CRUEL
    THE RIGHT ONE WILL BE LET IN
    DAWN WILL BREAK
    THE BOY WILL WEAR STRIPED PYJAMAS
    BREAKFAST WILL BE AT TIFFANY’S
    YOU WILL BE THANKED FOR SMOKING
    DOGS WILL BE IN OPPOSITION TO CATS
    THE GRINCH WILL STEAL CHRISTMAS

  72. 72
    Andrew F on 12 Nov 2009 #

    Also of course Harry Hamlin is millions of people’s idea of Perseus!

  73. 73
    NickyD on 12 Nov 2009 #

    DAISY WILL BE DRIVEN
    THE RIGHT THING WILL BE DONE
    CHRIST WILL BE TEMPTED FOR THE LAST TIME

  74. 74
    Bedders on 13 Nov 2009 #

    BRIDESHEAD WILL BE REVISITED

  75. 75
    inakamono on 14 Nov 2009 #

    Trains will be spotted, fiction will be pulped, and the the bourne will be conspired, ultimated and supremacized. And the god will be fathered three times.

  76. 76
    Nick on 15 Nov 2009 #

    the summer after next..

    TITANS WILL BE REMEMBERED

  77. 77
    Jungman Jansson on 15 Nov 2009 #

    STUFF WILL BE RIGHT
    BLADES WILL BE RUN

    and

    THE POINT WILL VANISH

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