Comments on: The Gift That Keeps On Giving…

By: lonepilgrim

lonepilgrim — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:10:39 +0000

Lawrence Miles describes a close encounter:
http://beasthouse-lm2.blogspot.com/2009/11/z-bomb-casualty.html

By: Anna_anna

Anna_anna — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:21:18 +0000

Jay-Z and Beyonce are having a small arguement about just which side of Sainsburys the 253 goes from.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:58:48 +0000

Jay-Z’s been pushed into the path of an unmarked police car by a girl with pink hair.

By: pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør

pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:44:54 +0000

Jay-Z finds the quaint cockney sense of humour mean and incomprehensible

By: epicharmus

epicharmus — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:43:34 +0000

UGH, ignore my last one.

By: epicharmus

epicharmus — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:13:09 +0000

Jay-Z always has the Swedish meatballs when he’s at IKEA.

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:16:14 +0000

Jay-Z thinks the bloke who sold him the Global Hypercolour T-shirt might also have been selling him a pup about them “being back in fashion”.

By: tom

tom — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:50:59 +0000

Jay-Z is pretty sure that Cyberdog really isn’t as good as it used to be.

By: piratemoggy

piratemoggy — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:41:45 +0000

Jay-Z doesn’t believe that these clothes are ‘one size fits all’.

By: epicharmus

epicharmus — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:04:43 +0000

Jay-Z may have to move from his spot because the creepy drunk who dances by himself keeps trying to make eye-contact.

By: epicharmus

epicharmus — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:58:27 +0000

Jay-Z is still looking for a place with a jukebox that plays Grizzly Bear, just like in Brooklyn.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:16:24 +0000

Jay-Z feels there is a time and place for blackcurrant in a drink and this is not it.

By: Kat but logged out innit

Kat but logged out innit — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:11:29 +0000

Jay-Z is worried that the bedraggled homeless woman with messy hair who just asked him for 20p outside the Hawley Arms looked very familiar.

By: Angela Lansbury

Angela Lansbury — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:03:52 +0000

I like Rob’s best, but Big Boi would’ve REALLY loved Peckish Penguins :/

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:50:11 +0000

Jay-Z can’t get that bloody Suggs song out of his head.

By: sarah logged out

sarah logged out — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:46:30 +0000

Jay-Z is concerned for the young slip of a goth lass in those heavy New Rocks. What if she fell in the canal? She’d drown.

By: Alan

Alan — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:45:00 +0000

Jay-Z can’t remember if he’s already bought the Bone compilation he’s eyeing up in the window of Mega City comics.

By: byebyepride

byebyepride — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:35:32 +0000

Jay-Z is gutted that Compendium books has closed down. Last time he was here he got an excellent book on speculative realism.

By: Kat but logged out innit

Kat but logged out innit — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:31:33 +0000

Jay-Z tried to be clever and wait on the opposite southbound Northern line platform to Nas, but the next Charing X branch train is still 7 minutes away.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:24:21 +0000

Jay-Z really wishes he hadn’t checked the J section in the MVE bargain basement.

By: A newly-registered but logged-out Katie

A newly-registered but logged-out Katie — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:22:50 +0000

Jay-Z hasn’t been to Camden for a couple of years and is confused that the Monarch is now called the Barfly.

By: Rob Brennan

Rob Brennan — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:16:09 +0000

Jay-Z had to pay 17 quid to get into the zoo because Nas’ 2 for 1 coupon had expired. Also, Nas was late so they both missed Peckish Penguins.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:08:01 +0000

Jay-Z has passed out in the back room of the Richard Steeles.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:07:40 +0000

Jay-Z was sure that guy at the next table used to be in Sleeper but he hadn’t even heard of them and now it’s a bit awkward.