This One Has It All!
NEVER BEFORE Has Such An Array Of THRILLING GUEST-STARS Been Assembled In One Pitchfork Column!! Chris Weingarten! Simon Reynolds! Steven Wells! Frank Kogan! Chuck Eddy! Mark Sinker! Seth Godin! Tim Finney!
BEHOLD – The Final Fate Of The POP CHARTS!
WITNESS – The Horror Of THE CROWDSOURCER!
LEARN – The Shocking Secrets Of The Serendipity Machine!
“PANIC OF THE PLAYLIST PARIAH!”
Who Is?? WHAT Is — BEARDO??
And Introducing The Hot New Character Find Of 2009 – THE CHARTOPIAN!
ACTION ACTION ACTION in the MIGHTY POPTIMIST MANNER!
I gotta pick my crit game up so I can get mentioned in columns like this. –Me, six years ago.