Of course, the best thing about S4C whilst I was growing up in the north-west was getting to watch Countdown on poorly tuned S4C in the telly in my room, then trotting downstairs to where my parents were watching English Channel 4 in the living room – which happily, broadcast Countdown an hour later than S4C – and WOWING! my parents with my wordplay skills. I even fooled myself that they hadn’t sussed my little game for at least two episodes.

Then I realised I was only cheating myself…

Anyway – my point is, there’s nothing sad about remembering Ankst compilation “S4C Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack” so shut up rude Lollards – yes, it was me who texted in, and I’m not ashamed!! Well, of the Catatonia perhaps, bleeergh. The Rheinhallt H Rowlands track, however, is CLASSIC. Or, as they don’t say in Welsh – clyssych.