TELLY SAVALAS - “If”
Bread’s closing vision of cosmic apocalypse is curious enough to begin with and becomes frankly sinister in Telly’s hands: “and when the world was through…MMMMMM.” Savalas as the angel of death: a terrifying and somehow believable prospect. As for the rest of this, Tel’s burnished tones suit the gloopy material well and the record has an oddly narcotic effect - anyone who’s encountered a self-hypnosis tape will be familiar with this ‘genre’ though when the spell is broken I’m more than happy to hear almost anything else. 3
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Waldo on February 23rd, 2008
That Billy Howard record (Ref # 13) was wonderful and deserved to go higher. Top lines:
Cannon: “One day I trailed some men. A gang of maybe nine or ten. I was alone but I didn’t need help…”
Columbo: “I can believe that. You surrounded them yourself!”
Cannon went on to tell the cops that he was an expert in karate chops…
Columbo: “The only chops you know are the ones you stuff in your fat face!”
Blinding!
Caledonianne on February 24th, 2008
Oh yes, Mr Savalas was a hit with the Laydeez, and perhaps his - ahem - penetration went further than you might think.
I was blessed to have a truly exceptional history teacher and, as we got to grips with the rise of Italian fascism, she leapt upon our text book’s description of the poet d’Annunzio as “bald, one-eyed, with a certain romantic charm”. Such a picture invoked nothing but sceptical mirth in the heaving bosoms of us, her devoted gels, so she groped for a contemporary comparison. “A bit like Kojak”, she said, somewhat dreamily. Now, our latter-day Jean Brodie was believed to co-own a house with another teacher, and both were understood to be apostles of Sappho, but old Telly seemed to be pushing some buttons somewhere.
Perhaps it was this record that did it? The Heineken of its day…
crag on February 24th, 2008
a terrible terrible record thats so bad its not even funny-1 out of 10 without a dought
How did this guff get to the top when Jon Pertwee’s vaguely contemperaneous (and awesome) “Who is the Doctor?” didnt even chart?!
Billy Smart on February 25th, 2008
“Who is the Doctor?” is not a patch on “Worzel’s Song”, which did.
LondonLee on February 26th, 2008
God, I thought I was the only one who remembered Yin and Yan. Trust Marcello.
I preferred ‘Butch Soap’ to the a-side.
FT's Lena on February 27th, 2008
I can already hear the teenage girls screaming for the next song…
Waldo on February 27th, 2008
A subtle prompt there, Frau Carlin!
Brian on February 27th, 2008
Weren’t there a gazillion hits from the TV series ” Miami Vice” with Don Johnson, or maybe just the soundtrack was a hit.
I always wanted ” C.S.I. to put out a soundtrack CD. SOme of the muisc that they use during the ” science bits ” is really good. However they seem to have dropped those segments in recent seasons.
Brian on February 27th, 2008
Yikes ! I just discovered that Don Johnson realeased his own album, ” The Essential ” in 2003. It includes ” Can’t Take Your Memory” which may or may not be a trbute to Telly.
Marcello Carlin on February 28th, 2008
There were two instrumental hits from Miami Vice - the theme itself and Crockett’s Theme (both by Jan Hammer) which both went top five in the eighties. Don Johnson’s only UK hit was a duet with Streisand - “‘Till I Loved You” though I gather he had more in the States.
I certainly have never heard that Savalas tribute - “bye bye Telly, Telly goodbye”?
Erithian on February 28th, 2008
Maybe that’s what that bloke was singing 21 months down the line after seeing the Pistols on the Bill Grundy show.
Marcello Carlin on February 28th, 2008
Ah yes, the LORRY driver OUTRAGED at the PROFANITIES being UTTERED while his ONE-YEAR-OLD SON sat and watched TEATIME TELLY and PUT THE BOOT through the SCREEN.
There were clearly other ISSUES involved.
a logged out p^nk s lord sukråt wötsit on February 28th, 2008
NASH BRIDGES, the don johnson tv-tec follow-up (feat.CHEECH of cheech&chong in a post-duo mix&match), had a FANTASTIC themetune by eno’s successor in roxy music, eddie jobson
my favourite omg moment in re csi soundtrackin was when they were proving that a SKELETON WAS PREGNANT to the pop stylings of einsturzende neubauten!
Marcello Carlin on February 28th, 2008
If only NAUGHTY NEUBAUTEN’s BONKERS BASHING had been used back in the EIGHTIES to soundtrack TOP GIRLY COP series of the time CAT’S EYES starring LUSCIOUS LESLIE ASH and SUPER-SEXY FIRM BUT FAIR JILL “GENTLE TOUCH” GASCOINE!
Brian on February 28th, 2008
Are caps the new indicator of some sort of arousal . Big naughty caps that they are.
a logged out p^nk s lord sukråt wötsit on February 28th, 2008
\n/ for me they mean i am WAVING MY ARMS AROUND EXCITEDLY as i type \n/
Marcello Carlin on February 29th, 2008
Much as the TEENYBOPPERS of 1975 used to WAVE THEIR ARMS AROUND EXCITEDLY at top pop band the BAY CITY ROLLERS!
Erithian on February 29th, 2008
These prods are getting less and less subtle, Tom…
Tom on February 29th, 2008
I know I know! I have a good excuse (well for the first half of the week).
Billy Smart on February 29th, 2008
The problem is - that although pop music might well be a source of inexhaustible fascination to us - there really isn’t very much that can be said about Telly Savalas…
Erithian on February 29th, 2008
Well, he’s the third cast member of The Dirty Dozen to have a UK hit after Trini Lopez and Lee Marvin, and possibly the only Bond villain (having played Blofeld in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service). I’m sure the film buffs among us can chew on that while Tom dons his tartan trousers…
Marcello Carlin on February 29th, 2008
Provided we don’t chew on Tom’s tartan trousers, that is.
FT's Lena on February 29th, 2008
Back in the early 80s I read a now out-of-print book about cool as a concept (called The Book of Cool I believe - American so I don’t know if it came out in the UK) there was a glossary of cool slang, made up by the authors as far as I could tell - ‘to Kojak’ was to find a perfect parking spot right in front of whatever building or place you were going to visit. It also means to shut your car door by sheer means of acceleration, I think.
jeff w on February 29th, 2008
“…possibly the only Bond villain”
The gauntlet is thrown down! Hmm, let’s see. Lotte Lenya sung Kurt Weill, Yaphet Kotto made some “dope soul shit”, and can we count Louis Jourdan? ;)
Marcello Carlin on February 29th, 2008
Yes, but none of these ever had any UK hit singles!
Marcello Carlin on February 29th, 2008
OK, I’ll give Christopher Walken a free pass because of his unquestionable contribution to the success of Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon Of Choice.”
a logged out p^nk s lord sukråt wötsit on February 29th, 2008
:D let us not forget the singer of NEW YORK LONDON PARIS MUNICH! the biggest bond villain of all in my book!
Mark G on February 29th, 2008
M? Robin Scott?
I was just going to say Grace Jones, but hey.
Monitor on February 29th, 2008
Actually Bond villains have rather distinguished history of recorded music, though admittedly not necessarily on singles. In addition to the above, Jonathan Pryce (Tomorrow Never Dies) sung the Engineer on the Miss Saigon original cast album, Charles Gray (Diamonds are Forever) is on ‘Time Warp’ from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Christopher Lee sung on the soundtrack to The Wicker Man, and was recently on some ghastly Italian metal band’s record, and Richard Kier (The Spy Who Loved Me onwards) sang a song in an episode of The Monkees.
Monitor on February 29th, 2008
Oh and of course Steven Berkoff (Octopussy) was on N-Trance’s ‘The Mind of the Machine’ in 1997.
Erithian on February 29th, 2008
Jonathan Pryce also played Juan Peron in “Evita”, and to complete the circle, his missus in that film was played by someone who’s also turned up in a Bond film (though “villain” might be stretching it a bit) and had a couple of hit singles in her own right.
That stirred the pot nicely, didn’t it? If you hate me after what I say (ah-ahhh), can’t put it off any longer…
Monitor on February 29th, 2008
I could reply but why begin it? ‘Cos there ain’t any future in it.
a logged out p^nk s lord sukråt wötsit on February 29th, 2008
haha gerd fröbe sang peachum in the threepenny opera!
(also he was a “talented violinist” acc.imdb which seems a missed trick goldfinger-wise)
Billy Smart on February 29th, 2008
And speaking of Brecht, who could forget Lotte Lenya in From Russia With Love?
a logged out p^nk s lord sukråt wötsit on February 29th, 2008
certainly not jeff w at 49!
Billy Smart on March 1st, 2008
Doh!
Chris Brown on March 2nd, 2008
Did Madonna play a villain? I never saw that film.
FT's Lena on March 3rd, 2008
I didn’t see it either, but as I recall she played Bond’s old fencing coach, so I doubt if she was a villain (that was Toby Stephens). But who knows?
SteveM on March 3rd, 2008
Further to earlier answers, a Bond Villains In The Top 40 list could include Goldie (The World Is Not Enough) altho he is merely a henchman.
Has Robbie Coltrane ever seen any kind of chart action?
Billy Smart on March 3rd, 2008
I don’t think so, though he does have the claim to pop fame of having been on the cover of the NME in 1987.
FT's Alan on March 3rd, 2008
Little Richard stopped the Tutti Frutti single, obv.
SteveM on March 3rd, 2008
(un)fortunately I have just remembered Coltrane releasing a cover of Pat Boone’s ‘Speedy Gonzales’ from The Pope Must Die soundtrack. I remember hearing it on the radio at the time but polyhex (still going! fight the machine!) has no entry for it so presumably it didn’t trouble the top 100 tho apparently it did involve Jeff Beck in some capacity.
SteveM on March 3rd, 2008
It could be great for all I remember. Anne Dudley also involved!
FT's Alan on March 4th, 2008
Does indie-disco fave ‘Low’ by Cracker count?
intothefireuk on March 21st, 2008
My Mum was a great fan of Kojak but even she couldn’t bring herself to listen to this slice of unadulterated shite (my words not hers by the way). If it’s really not available on CD then for once I’ll applaud a record company for showing some taste & decency.
FT's Lena on March 23rd, 2008
I just heard it on POTP and it is…unique…
snoball on March 24th, 2008
A dreadful dreadful record. Shatner shats over this death wish drivel from several miles up. And I’d much rather listen to Charles Gray doing the Timewarp as my sing-a-long-a-Bond-villian choice.