Junior Spesh - Red Hot Entertainment
Because we’ve been talking about this all over Poptimists and at Poptimism, and it needs its own Freaky Trigger mention for sheer grime/chicken amazingness….
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WTF who pays 20p extra for mayonnaise? Look, mayonnaise is foul anyway, you freaks, and second of all - 20p extra for sauces?! ZOMG, I dunno where these Red Hot guys are from but in SE14 you get free mayonnaise and ketchup even if you don’t want it - they are sort of swirled together in a tub in a yin yang like pattern?? And once I was drunk and thought it was a strawberry yoghurt thing and we were getting free pudding? And then I put it in my mouth and it was FOUL MAYONNAISE. Hitten da heart that’s a sick. I HATE MAYONNAISE >:(
We are assuming a junior spesh is £1.50 for 1pc, chips and a drink. We wouldn’t know, because we always go for the 2pcs and chips for £1.99 option. In Dallas Fried Chicken on Brixton Road, sometimes you used to get a sneaky extra bonus hot wing underneath. We were good customers there… whatever is £1.99 in the chicken shop will usually do you, either 2pcs and chips or 1pc, 3x hot wings and chips. NOM NOM DIRTY CHICKEN.
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FT's CarsmileSteve on February 5th, 2008
i have, perhaps foolishly, moved on to the “perfect value” box in my local: 2 x chicken, 3 x hot wings, chips and pop for £2.99, which is clearly more chicken than is needed, even if there is quite a lot of beer to soak up, especially as i never drink the pop at the time (fizzy drink + large pile of protein just before bed = even worse night’s sleep than just the massive pile of protein delivers).
“big up” if you will to red hot entertainment though, well done them.
FT's CarsmileSteve on February 5th, 2008
oh and yes, they are totally being had if the chicken shop is charging for mayo. i’ve never heard the like…
Tom on February 5th, 2008
I’ve heard of fish shops charging for ketchup but not a chicken shop.
Steve on February 5th, 2008
The way dude keeps blurting ‘Junior Spesh’ reminds me of Cartman, I’ve finally worked out.
FT's Tom on February 5th, 2008
The best bit is the verse with dialogue between the MC and the chicken shop dude.
FT's Alix on February 5th, 2008
Big Portion Chicken does a similar deal to Carsmile’s local, which I go for and end up with too much chicken, but it’s the only box that caters for my desire for 1 piece and 3 wings. I’m sure I could order items separately but that is so much more effort when drunk than muttering ‘value meal 6 pls’. The drink goes undrunk too.
Mayo and ketchup is complimentary, but best avoided as they squirt it all over everything, rather than depositing it in a handy puddle on the left, which is clearly the right and proper way of proceeding.
Kat but logged out innit on February 5th, 2008
Ahhhhh he’s saying ‘won’t forget my fork and tissue’.
FORK???? You do not need a fork for chicken shop chips, they are thin and easily-pick-up-able (unlike your fish shop chips which are generally lower in structural integrity and may require an fork).
FT's Tom on February 5th, 2008
My very strong suspicion is that SFC is a combination fish/chicken joint and hence is serving FISH CHIPS with chicken. This is what the Southern Fried Chicken in Coulsdon does by the way.
FT's CarsmileSteve on February 5th, 2008
nah, if you look about 35 seconds in you can see they’re skinny chips…
also, if yr getting a dollop of mayo and or ketchup in yr box, then i’d argue you do need a fork, otherwise yr fingers get all covered in sauce.
FT's Alix on February 5th, 2008
Man, I wish Big Portion did fish chips. I wish anywhere in Clapton did fish chips actually. There was that joint up the Upper Clapton Road, called NICE PLAICE, but health and safety shut it down for being a bit too maggoty, and I haven’t really fancied going back since it reopened.
Kat but logged out innit on February 5th, 2008
Carsmile how much mayo is in your dollop? That’s what the tissue is there for. In case of Mess.
CarsmileSteve on February 5th, 2008
well you kind of want a bit on every chip innit. also fork use means one can shovel it into one’s fat face quicker…
logged out Sarah on February 5th, 2008
Ridiculous! Ridiculous! Half the joy is getting the food all over your face anyway - gotta get full value from yr napkin and sometimes if yr lucky MOIST TOWELETTE.
spekta on February 7th, 2008
Big up moist towelette mans. Bare lemonfreshness a gwan.
[[ Black-Wun ]] on February 19th, 2008
Yurr Allll Silly
Very Sillyyy
Extremly Sillyyy
its a whole gooood tuneee
& i dont understand why ur making mayonase a ccase..
Get Out offf Hereee Mayn…Arghhh !!
& by da way dis is nt a south tune. its east so stop considering your own shit shops !! wer u get 2pc chiken n chips for £1.99 ” with out a drink ” coz it aint working
nwerzz
OLLLL TYT DA JUNIOUR SPECILISEEERZ
HA !
X
stevem on February 20th, 2008
he’s right you know
Sweetz on March 15th, 2008
dre from east…Barking Road, Canning Town, E16 too be exact…bare mandem just feel the need to jam in that particular chicken shop…
FT's Alix on March 16th, 2008
We should go on a day trip there.
ME on March 19th, 2008
yes we should all plan a day trip there to admire these guys!!
smashing !!!!!!!
biggz on April 11th, 2008
£1.99 2 Piece Chicken And Chips ;).. Free Mayo/Ketchup ..Das Da One Deyah .. ;)
Sum Places Charge 20p.. Mostly Fish N Chips Shops Dow.. Beeutchchz
[[ Black-Wun ]] on April 21st, 2008
WOW!
ITS ALOT..
SO WERES THE SOUTH HEADS THAT WERE CRYING EARLIER ?
HMMMMM I WONDER…
I BET THEY ON THE TRAIN MAKING THEIR WAY TO CANNING TOWN LOL
FT's Alix on April 22nd, 2008
I wonder, is Junior Spesh as good as Marga Man’s Fish & Chips song? I heard that it was a bare sik track.
Afro on May 13th, 2008
1pc, 2 wings, 2 ribs, Chips, drink, £1.99, highbury
I kid you not!