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Feb 08

Junior Spesh – Red Hot Entertainment

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Because we’ve been talking about this all over Poptimists and at Poptimism, and it needs its own Freaky Trigger mention for sheer grime/chicken amazingness….

AH! The embedding isn’t working so youtube link to Junior Spesh instead!

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WTF who pays 20p extra for mayonnaise? Look, mayonnaise is foul anyway, you freaks, and second of all – 20p extra for sauces?! ZOMG, I dunno where these Red Hot guys are from but in SE14 you get free mayonnaise and ketchup even if you don’t want it – they are sort of swirled together in a tub in a yin yang like pattern?? And once I was drunk and thought it was a strawberry yoghurt thing and we were getting free pudding? And then I put it in my mouth and it was FOUL MAYONNAISE. Hitten da heart that’s a sick. I HATE MAYONNAISE >:(

We are assuming a junior spesh is £1.50 for 1pc, chips and a drink. We wouldn’t know, because we always go for the 2pcs and chips for £1.99 option. In Dallas Fried Chicken on Brixton Road, sometimes you used to get a sneaky extra bonus hot wing underneath. We were good customers there… whatever is £1.99 in the chicken shop will usually do you, either 2pcs and chips or 1pc, 3x hot wings and chips. NOM NOM DIRTY CHICKEN.

Comments

  1. 1
    CarsmileSteve on 5 Feb 2008 #

    i have, perhaps foolishly, moved on to the “perfect value” box in my local: 2 x chicken, 3 x hot wings, chips and pop for £2.99, which is clearly more chicken than is needed, even if there is quite a lot of beer to soak up, especially as i never drink the pop at the time (fizzy drink + large pile of protein just before bed = even worse night’s sleep than just the massive pile of protein delivers).

    “big up” if you will to red hot entertainment though, well done them.

  2. 2
    CarsmileSteve on 5 Feb 2008 #

    oh and yes, they are totally being had if the chicken shop is charging for mayo. i’ve never heard the like…

  3. 3
    Tom on 5 Feb 2008 #

    I’ve heard of fish shops charging for ketchup but not a chicken shop.

  4. 4
    Steve on 5 Feb 2008 #

    The way dude keeps blurting ‘Junior Spesh’ reminds me of Cartman, I’ve finally worked out.

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    Tom on 5 Feb 2008 #

    The best bit is the verse with dialogue between the MC and the chicken shop dude.

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    Alix on 5 Feb 2008 #

    Big Portion Chicken does a similar deal to Carsmile’s local, which I go for and end up with too much chicken, but it’s the only box that caters for my desire for 1 piece and 3 wings. I’m sure I could order items separately but that is so much more effort when drunk than muttering ‘value meal 6 pls’. The drink goes undrunk too.

    Mayo and ketchup is complimentary, but best avoided as they squirt it all over everything, rather than depositing it in a handy puddle on the left, which is clearly the right and proper way of proceeding.

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    Kat but logged out innit on 5 Feb 2008 #

    Ahhhhh he’s saying ‘won’t forget my fork and tissue’.

    FORK???? You do not need a fork for chicken shop chips, they are thin and easily-pick-up-able (unlike your fish shop chips which are generally lower in structural integrity and may require an fork).

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    Tom on 5 Feb 2008 #

    My very strong suspicion is that SFC is a combination fish/chicken joint and hence is serving FISH CHIPS with chicken. This is what the Southern Fried Chicken in Coulsdon does by the way.

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    CarsmileSteve on 5 Feb 2008 #

    nah, if you look about 35 seconds in you can see they’re skinny chips…

    also, if yr getting a dollop of mayo and or ketchup in yr box, then i’d argue you do need a fork, otherwise yr fingers get all covered in sauce.

  10. 10
    Alix on 5 Feb 2008 #

    Man, I wish Big Portion did fish chips. I wish anywhere in Clapton did fish chips actually. There was that joint up the Upper Clapton Road, called NICE PLAICE, but health and safety shut it down for being a bit too maggoty, and I haven’t really fancied going back since it reopened.

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    Kat but logged out innit on 5 Feb 2008 #

    Carsmile how much mayo is in your dollop? That’s what the tissue is there for. In case of Mess.

  12. 12
    CarsmileSteve on 5 Feb 2008 #

    well you kind of want a bit on every chip innit. also fork use means one can shovel it into one’s fat face quicker…

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    logged out Sarah on 5 Feb 2008 #

    Ridiculous! Ridiculous! Half the joy is getting the food all over your face anyway – gotta get full value from yr napkin and sometimes if yr lucky MOIST TOWELETTE.

  14. 14
    spekta on 7 Feb 2008 #

    Big up moist towelette mans. Bare lemonfreshness a gwan.

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    [[ Black-Wun ]] on 19 Feb 2008 #

    Yurr Allll Silly

    Very Sillyyy

    Extremly Sillyyy

    its a whole gooood tuneee

    & i dont understand why ur making mayonase a ccase..

    Get Out offf Hereee Mayn…Arghhh !!

    & by da way dis is nt a south tune. its east so stop considering your own shit shops !! wer u get 2pc chiken n chips for £1.99 ” with out a drink ” coz it aint working

    nwerzz

    OLLLL TYT DA JUNIOUR SPECILISEEERZ

    HA !

    X

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    stevem on 20 Feb 2008 #

    he’s right you know

  17. 17
    Sweetz on 15 Mar 2008 #

    dre from east…Barking Road, Canning Town, E16 too be exact…bare mandem just feel the need to jam in that particular chicken shop…

  18. 18
    Alix on 16 Mar 2008 #

    We should go on a day trip there.

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    ME on 19 Mar 2008 #

    yes we should all plan a day trip there to admire these guys!!
    smashing !!!!!!!

  20. 20
    biggz on 11 Apr 2008 #

    £1.99 2 Piece Chicken And Chips ;).. Free Mayo/Ketchup ..Das Da One Deyah .. ;)

    Sum Places Charge 20p.. Mostly Fish N Chips Shops Dow.. Beeutchchz

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    [[ Black-Wun ]] on 21 Apr 2008 #

    WOW!

    ITS ALOT..

    SO WERES THE SOUTH HEADS THAT WERE CRYING EARLIER ?

    HMMMMM I WONDER…

    I BET THEY ON THE TRAIN MAKING THEIR WAY TO CANNING TOWN LOL

  22. 22
    Alix on 22 Apr 2008 #

    I wonder, is Junior Spesh as good as Marga Man’s Fish & Chips song? I heard that it was a bare sik track.

  23. 23
    Afro on 13 May 2008 #

    1pc, 2 wings, 2 ribs, Chips, drink, £1.99, highbury

    I kid you not!

  24. 24
    Johnny Low on 9 Nov 2008 #

    Chicken Village N7 ya get me.

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    Brrap on 28 Jan 2010 #

    253 Barking Road,East Ham

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