You Can Stick Your Novelty Guinness Hat Up Yr Arse
And so it came to pass that the cynical amongst us noted that this year they haved moved St Patricks Day from the usual 17th March which would have been a QNI Monday, to the far more party friendly 15th March, a Saturday. Whilst the articles and so on suggest this is just a shimmy for religious reasons – what with an early Easter and all, your important feast days can’t clash. Something has to give and you can’t exactly move the first day of Holy Week. Nevertheless a result for the marketing men of Guinness who not only get to celebrate St Patrick’s Day twice, but once on a Saturday!
Oh, and there were never any snakes in Ireland anyway.
Pete Baran in FT / Proven By Science / Pumpkin Publog • Drink • 910 views • Share/Save

It should have been on April 1st! GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY MISSED.
and he was welsh!