Comments on: If you’re havin’ tent problems, I feel bad for you son… http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/ Lollards in the high church of low culture Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:54:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: DJ Punctum http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-434035 DJ Punctum Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:58:16 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-434035 As usual, I suppose it's too much to ask Guardian music "writers" to come up with their own, original ideas, especially on the pittance they get paid, rather than steal them from the internet while simultaneously whining about "jealous/not proper journalists/Camden should be for local people" cont p 94. As usual, I suppose it’s too much to ask Guardian music “writers” to come up with their own, original ideas, especially on the pittance they get paid, rather than steal them from the internet while simultaneously whining about “jealous/not proper journalists/Camden should be for local people” cont p 94.

]]> By: Tom http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-434015 Tom Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:56:04 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-434015 Well I never: http://music.guardian.co.uk/festivalsguide2008/story/0,,2282390,00.html Well I never:

http://music.guardian.co.uk/festivalsguide2008/story/0,,2282390,00.html

]]> By: Pete http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-375927 Pete Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:18:29 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-375927 WE WERE RIGHT!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7223232.stm Jay-Z AND Neil Diamond. Maybe I will go... WE WERE RIGHT!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7223232.stm

Jay-Z AND Neil Diamond. Maybe I will go…

]]> By: DV http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-368698 DV Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:41:05 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-368698 I wish someone would run with your supporters' trust idea, if only so something could be done about the way furreners have to pick up their tickets in Shepton Mullet. I wish someone would run with your supporters’ trust idea, if only so something could be done about the way furreners have to pick up their tickets in Shepton Mullet.

]]> By: Matt DC http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-365313 Matt DC Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:22:18 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-365313 Jay-Z isn't able to get a proper view of Chas and Dave because 50 Cent is standing in front of him waving a Wolves flag directly in his line of view. Deliberately. Jay-Z isn’t able to get a proper view of Chas and Dave because 50 Cent is standing in front of him waving a Wolves flag directly in his line of view. Deliberately.

]]> By: RickyT http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364611 RickyT Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:37:57 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364611 Jay-Z has got mud on 'Little Sean'. Jay-Z has got mud on ‘Little Sean’.

]]> By: fivelongdays http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364599 fivelongdays Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:05:14 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364599 Jay-Z has realised that Castle Combe is a wee bit arse-end of nowhere. Jay-Z is annoyed that, despite all the hype about Glasto, and all Eavis's wittering about how many different sorts of acts he puts on, the chinstrapped wonder refuses to book metal acts. Pah! Jay-Z has realised that Castle Combe is a wee bit arse-end of nowhere.
Jay-Z is annoyed that, despite all the hype about Glasto, and all Eavis’s wittering about how many different sorts of acts he puts on, the chinstrapped wonder refuses to book metal acts. Pah!

]]> By: katstevens http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364507 katstevens Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:25:52 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364507 Jay-Z is starting to realise that the big tree at the back of the Pyramid stage field really doesn't offer any shelter from the downpour, no matter how good Gogol Bordello are. Jay-Z is starting to realise that the big tree at the back of the Pyramid stage field really doesn’t offer any shelter from the downpour, no matter how good Gogol Bordello are.

]]> By: Alan http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364471 Alan Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:14:25 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364471 Jay-z is trying to re-find his mates in the main field by lining up the milk stall with the meeting place, and the pylon with the windmill. however he is still about 20 metres away and everyone is now standing up (except his mates) so he may as well be in a different field for all that was worth. and now someone is burning plastic and bringing on his asthma Jay-z is trying to re-find his mates in the main field by lining up the milk stall with the meeting place, and the pylon with the windmill. however he is still about 20 metres away and everyone is now standing up (except his mates) so he may as well be in a different field for all that was worth.

and now someone is burning plastic and bringing on his asthma

]]> By: RickyT http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364464 RickyT Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:04:55 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364464 For the last 45 minutes, Jay-Z has been sitting in the Tiny Tea-Tent, next to some hippy girl and an aged crusty who have been talking about their spiritual beliefs for the whole time. He would try to leave, only every time he stands up he gets such a crippling head rush that he has to sit straight back down again. For the last 45 minutes, Jay-Z has been sitting in the Tiny Tea-Tent, next to some hippy girl and an aged crusty who have been talking about their spiritual beliefs for the whole time. He would try to leave, only every time he stands up he gets such a crippling head rush that he has to sit straight back down again.

]]> By: Pete Baran http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364454 Pete Baran Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:50:50 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364454 Jay-Z accidentally put himself forward for audience participation in the cabaret tent and now a woman in a tutu and a Tony Blair mask has got him to hold a scimitar while she runs into it into a symbolic gesture of futilty. Jay-Z has just seen Nas walk into the cabaret tent and notice him. Jay-Z has seen Beyonce walk into the cabaret tent and notice him, and the surprising boner he has for the artist in the tutu. Jay-Z realises he fancies Tony Blair. Or at least a rubbery Blair in a tutu. Jay-Z accidentally put himself forward for audience participation in the cabaret tent and now a woman in a tutu and a Tony Blair mask has got him to hold a scimitar while she runs into it into a symbolic gesture of futilty.
Jay-Z has just seen Nas walk into the cabaret tent and notice him.
Jay-Z has seen Beyonce walk into the cabaret tent and notice him, and the surprising boner he has for the artist in the tutu.
Jay-Z realises he fancies Tony Blair. Or at least a rubbery Blair in a tutu.

]]> By: Marcello Carlin http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364446 Marcello Carlin Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:40:14 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364446 Jay-Z shot Sean Rowley's head off after he played "Hard Knock Life" in the Guilty Pleasures tent. Jay-Z shot Sean Rowley’s head off after he played “Hard Knock Life” in the Guilty Pleasures tent.

]]> By: Tom http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364435 Tom Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:31:41 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364435 Jay Z spent fifteen minutes yesterday thinking of a really funny message for the Glastonbury Times and the fuckers at Q haven't printed it. Jay Z spent fifteen minutes yesterday thinking of a really funny message for the Glastonbury Times and the fuckers at Q haven’t printed it.

]]> By: Alix http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364431 Alix Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:27:30 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364431 Jay-Z wasn't getting any effect from the h4sh brownies he ate a while back so he's eaten 5 more.. Jay-Z wasn’t getting any effect from the h4sh brownies he ate a while back so he’s eaten 5 more..

]]> By: Tom http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364428 Tom Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:26:05 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364428 Jay-Z, on the coach, finds himself sitting behind two students who are in the middle of a three hour conversation about childrens TV and what the second Pigeon Detectives album might be like. Jay-Z, on the coach, finds himself sitting behind two students who are in the middle of a three hour conversation about childrens TV and what the second Pigeon Detectives album might be like.

]]> By: Tom http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364424 Tom Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:19:56 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364424 Jay-Z has woken up too late to go back to sleep but an hour earlier than everyone else and is now lying in his tent listening to Cam'ron snoring. Jay-Z has come back from the beer tent and realised he forgot to get Nas a pint, so ends up giving Nas his own one with a thin veneer of good humour. Jay-Z has bought a comedy hat from a stand on the way to the Other Stage and is wondering now soon he can take it off without it being obvious to Nas that he realises it was a stupid idea. Jay-Z has woken up too late to go back to sleep but an hour earlier than everyone else and is now lying in his tent listening to Cam’ron snoring.

Jay-Z has come back from the beer tent and realised he forgot to get Nas a pint, so ends up giving Nas his own one with a thin veneer of good humour.

Jay-Z has bought a comedy hat from a stand on the way to the Other Stage and is wondering now soon he can take it off without it being obvious to Nas that he realises it was a stupid idea.

]]> By: Steve http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364421 Steve Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:09:45 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364421 Jay-Z (aka Sean Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine) wants to replace the wellies he had stolen by Nas but the only ones left are shocking pink and one size lower than he needs. Jay-Z (aka Sean Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine) wants to replace the wellies he had stolen by Nas but the only ones left are shocking pink and one size lower than he needs.

]]> By: RickyT http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364418 RickyT Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:05:45 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364418 Jay-Z has awoken to find his sleeping bag soaked through. He now realises why Nas was mocking him for smoking badly made blunts in his tent. Jay-Z has awoken to find his sleeping bag soaked through. He now realises why Nas was mocking him for smoking badly made blunts in his tent.

]]> By: Pete Baran http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364414 Pete Baran Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:03:52 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364414 Jay-Z has just realised he is supposed to be on the Dance East Stage, not the Dance West stage and therefore he has just embarrassed himself by getting into a huge fight with Steve Hillage and System 7. Jay-Z is not as hard as Steve Hillage Jay-Z has just realised he is supposed to be on the Dance East Stage, not the Dance West stage and therefore he has just embarrassed himself by getting into a huge fight with Steve Hillage and System 7.
Jay-Z is not as hard as Steve Hillage

]]> By: RickyT http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364408 RickyT Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:57:16 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364408 The waterproofing on Jay-Z's brand new Roc-A-Wear cagoule has stopped working. The waterproofing on Jay-Z’s brand new Roc-A-Wear cagoule has stopped working.

]]> By: katie http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364407 katie Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:56:09 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364407 There are spiders in Jay-Z's tent! Jay-Z hates spiders! There are spiders in Jay-Z’s tent! Jay-Z hates spiders!

]]> By: Mark G http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364406 Mark G Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:54:11 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364406 jay-z is definitelly not as pop as many call him jay-z is picked apart on the thundering ether jay-z is my favorite artist so i am definitely jay-z is the man thsi is by far the best work jay jay-z is the reigning emperor of hip jay-z is one of the first rappers to be added to the list of performers in the series jay-z is having a ball jay-z is so angry at damon dash that he's talking about leaving roc jay-z is a bitch jay-z is definitelly not as pop as many call him
jay-z is picked apart on the thundering ether
jay-z is my favorite artist so i am definitely
jay-z is the man thsi is by far the best work jay
jay-z is the reigning emperor of hip
jay-z is one of the first rappers to be added to the list of performers in the series
jay-z is having a ball
jay-z is so angry at damon dash that he’s talking about leaving roc
jay-z is a bitch

]]> By: Neil http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364400 Neil Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:43:45 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364400 Jay-Z is struggling to make a roll-up cigarette, but somehow all his Rizlas have got all wet and stuck together. Jay-Z is struggling to make a roll-up cigarette, but somehow all his Rizlas have got all wet and stuck together.

]]> By: katstevens http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364394 katstevens Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:32:21 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364394 Jay-Z is unsure whether there is a man dressed as a giant pineapple standing infront of him or whether it is actually a giant pineapple standing infront of him, but is too scared to ask the giant pineapple if he can touch one of his spiky bits in order to find out. Jay-Z is unsure whether there is a man dressed as a giant pineapple standing infront of him or whether it is actually a giant pineapple standing infront of him, but is too scared to ask the giant pineapple if he can touch one of his spiky bits in order to find out.

]]> By: Pete http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364392 Pete Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:30:46 +0000 http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2008/01/if-youre-havin-tent-problems-i-feel-bad-for-you-son/#comment-364392 Jay-Z has dropped his mobile down one of the long drop toilets and he can see it's ringing with a message from Beyonce. Jay-Z has just dropped his sausage off of his tartiflette Jay-Z thought the Klaxons were doing a DJ set but it was actually their appalling live act. Jay-Z has dropped his mobile down one of the long drop toilets and he can see it’s ringing with a message from Beyonce.
Jay-Z has just dropped his sausage off of his tartiflette
Jay-Z thought the Klaxons were doing a DJ set but it was actually their appalling live act.

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