3 January 2008

If you place a bag of holding in another bag of holding…

10 Awesome Things About D&D from someone who’s started playing the original game has attracted a lengthy nostalgia-list comment thread. Although I am boggling some at ‘Calzone Golems’


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  1. Pete on 3 January 2008 #

    The “if you put a bag of holding in another bag of holding it causes a rip in the space time continuum” comment is by someone called NED!!!

    Source of the Calzone Golem:
    http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/Cooking.pdf

    Selected details:
    Construction
    A calzone golem’s body is created from a mixture of fine
    ingredients, including approximately 100 pounds of
    flour, 50 pounds of cheese, four gallons of tomato
    sauce, and large quantities of salt, yeast, and sugar.
    Mushrooms, olives, or other ingredients may be added
    to the tomato sauce as desired. Season with oregano
    and black pepper to taste. All ingredients must be fresh
    and of the highest quality.
    The golem costs 10,000 gp to create, including 500
    gp for the ingredients. Assembling the body requires a
    successful Profession (cook) check (DC 15), along with
    2 hours of baking at approximately 450 degrees.
    The creator must be 9th level and able to cast arcane
    spells. Completing the ritual drains 250 XP from the
    creator and requires burning hands, grease, major creation,
    and stinking cloud.

  2. Alan on 3 January 2008 #

    Something’s Cooking
    When Andolyn met Gendrew, it seemed a match made
    in heaven. Andolyn was a skilled wizard with a love of a
    good meal, looking for an excuse to settle down from
    adventuring, while Gendrew was a master chef looking
    to create new methods of cooking. Together, they took
    up a quiet life of baking and brewing, content to live in
    a small cottage on the outskirts of town.

    But now one of their experiments has gone horribly
    wrong, and the characters must save poor Gendrew
    from his own delicious concoction, while defending
    themselves from the inhabitants of the cottage—and
    one unwelcome invader.

  3. Jack Fear on 3 January 2008 #

    I almost ran that one, God help me, but the gaming group (thankfully) petered out before I had the chance.

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