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May 15th, 2007

the urgent food science that DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME

or a VARIETY OF ITEMS that have been compared to the BODYFLUIDS of a VARIETY OF SPECIES

braneviz
a. BUDWEISER (human)
b. LAGER GENERALLY (gnat’s)
c. MISO SOUP
d. “your majesty is like a stream of bat’s p!ss” (old graeme g4rden radio joke)*
e. ect ect that’s enuff stop now ect

it’s not a nice job but SOME FOOD SCIENTIST HAS TO DO IT or the phrase will fall into disrepute

*(ie “you shine like gold when all around is dark your majesty”)

Written by pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 | 506 views |

Responses

  1. Pete on May 15th, 2007

    That’s unfortunately a Python quote, not Garden. Though they may have nicked it from him.

    Which reminds me, i have some sorry Pythonesque duty to perform soon.

  2. FT's pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on May 15th, 2007

    oh! i thort is wz from “i’m sorry i’ll read that again” (i don’t remember it being visual)

    re duty: YES YOU DO!

 

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