11 April 2007

The Knitler Diaries

I promised to blog this dream last week and failed to. My unconscious has not allowed me to dream since so for the sake of my sanity, if not the world’s, KNITLER MUST LIVE.

“My dream yesterday involved a lot of work stuff, and then work deciding it was time to get rid of the library for cost-cutting purposes (NB we don’t have a library). So I went to the library closing-down clearout and found a book called “KNITLER” about N4zi knitting techniques. I turned to Sarah C who had come with me to find books and said excitedly “Look it’s Knitler” and she told me very haughtily that of course she already had it.”


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Comments

  1. Pete on 11 April 2007 #

    Of course this is not the first time Knitler has appeared. He rocks up in the first all sock puppet noir movie The Lady From Sockholm.

  2. Tom on 11 April 2007 #

    Yes! I just googled that myself and was trying to think if I could have possibly heard of it.

  3. Alan on 11 April 2007 #

    Your own lists of dictator/crafts puns can be attached here in comment form.

  4. over on LJ on the life on mars thread i misread future shocks as future socks and briefly started to develop a story about going back in time to unravel knitler

  5. it cd be called “purl minus one”

  6. or “loom patrol”

  7. Tom on 11 April 2007 #

    I don’t think anything need be called Loom Patrol.

  8. Pete Baran on 11 April 2007 #

    Emperor Hiroknito – and his finest hour: Purl Harbour.

  9. Kat on 11 April 2007 #

    Crochet Guevara etc

  10. Johnney B on 11 April 2007 #

    Crochet Minh.

  11. Rob Brennan on 11 April 2007 #

    Robert Macramé

  12. Alan on 11 April 2007 #

    beKNITto mussolini

  13. Tom on 11 April 2007 #

    Purl Pot

  14. Kat on 11 April 2007 #

    Surely BeKNITto MusSEWlini?

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