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April 11th, 2007

The Knitler Diaries

I promised to blog this dream last week and failed to. My unconscious has not allowed me to dream since so for the sake of my sanity, if not the world’s, KNITLER MUST LIVE.

“My dream yesterday involved a lot of work stuff, and then work deciding it was time to get rid of the library for cost-cutting purposes (NB we don’t have a library). So I went to the library closing-down clearout and found a book called “KNITLER” about N4zi knitting techniques. I turned to Sarah C who had come with me to find books and said excitedly “Look it’s Knitler” and she told me very haughtily that of course she already had it.”

Written by Tom on Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 | 769 views |

Responses

  1. Pete on April 11th, 2007

    Of course this is not the first time Knitler has appeared. He rocks up in the first all sock puppet noir movie The Lady From Sockholm.

  2. FT's Tom on April 11th, 2007

    Yes! I just googled that myself and was trying to think if I could have possibly heard of it.

  3. FT's Alan on April 11th, 2007

    Your own lists of dictator/crafts puns can be attached here in comment form.

  4. FT's pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on April 11th, 2007

    over on LJ on the life on mars thread i misread future shocks as future socks and briefly started to develop a story about going back in time to unravel knitler

  5. FT's pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on April 11th, 2007

    it cd be called “purl minus one”

  6. FT's pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on April 11th, 2007

    or “loom patrol”

  7. FT's Tom on April 11th, 2007

    I don’t think anything need be called Loom Patrol.

  8. FT's Pete Baran on April 11th, 2007

    Emperor Hiroknito - and his finest hour: Purl Harbour.

  9. Kat on April 11th, 2007

    Crochet Guevara etc

  10. Johnney B on April 11th, 2007

    Crochet Minh.

  11. FT's Rob Brennan on April 11th, 2007

    Robert Macramé

  12. FT's Alan on April 11th, 2007

    beKNITto mussolini

  13. Tom on April 11th, 2007

    Purl Pot

  14. Kat on April 11th, 2007

    Surely BeKNITto MusSEWlini?

 

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