REDNEX FOR SALE.
Now you may only know them for their global hit Cotton-Eyed Joe, but there is more to the fabulous Rednex than this one hit WONDER! Old Pop In An Oak! Er. And other stuff too. Their unique dance meets country style (well except for Swamp Thing by The Grid) means that they are often in demand for soundtracks* and Students’ Union PA’s in Sweden. Its an open auction, and you’ll gain 100% ownership of the band, which is somewhat ironic in this year, the 200th anniversary of the abolition of slavery. As it says on the site:
“If you want to make history and get your name in all future encyclopedias as the first person ever to buy a No.1 pop band, start bidding now! Bids are either made through eBay or made privately to the owners. Bids are accepted now. “
Ebay auction here. Starting bid a snip at 1.5 million US Dollars.
BUY NOW AND WE’LL THROW IN DOCTOR BOMBAY FOR FREE**
*Where you need a dance / country crossover track and you can’t licence Swamp Thing by the Grid. Or that one by Zig and Zag.
**Dr Bombay: The unique three-in-one somewhat politically incorrect Swedish Rapper.
Also known as Dr Macdoo
Furthermore known as Carlito