Has “Marketing expert” Jonathan Harwood really got nothing better to do than campaign for the government’s Beefy And Lamby meat promotion site to be reprieved?

Have the BBC really got nothing better to do than report on it?

Have Ian Botham and Alan Lamb really got nothing better to do than do voiceovers about scrag end and brisket for online puppets?

Have I really got nothing better to do than to blog…

Ah.