What Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of The Moon Cover Would Actually Look Like…
If it was actually on the Dark Side Of The Moon.
However, having been to the moon, and more importantly having spoken to people who know something about the moon (FT’s own science teacher Alan), I can confirm that there isn’t actually a dark side of the Moon at all. Whilst it is true that, being in geosynchronous orbit, one side of the Moon always faces the Earth, that doesn’t mean that the other side doesn’t get a fair bit of sunlight too. The stupid idiots in Pink Floyd, despite making music that only scientists would like, misunderstand science themselves. One can only assume that the Floyd were talking about the Far Side Of The Moon: and so here is an artists impressions of what the album would look like from Earth, if it was on the far side of the Moon.
As you can see, thankfully the moon would be in the way, obscuring the pretentious and poorly drawn prism art on the original. Indeed, if on the Far Side of the moon, not only would it be inaccessible to play, but there might be some hilarious joke regarding talking animals juxtaposed with a mundane human task. Gee that Gary Larson is funny.
Further discussion did point out though that while Pink Floyd are clearly stupid and wrong for asserting the existence of a Dark Side Of The Moon, they are also, unfortunately, very rich due to other even stupider people (including scientists) buying their records. So rich in fact that it is more than possible that, in the face of such criticism, they would try to prove me wrong. And thus invent some sort of technologically superior Moon Rover*, with a copy of Dark Side Of The Moon stuck to the back of it with some sort of high tech adhesive, which would endlessly circle the Moon remaining in the dark spot.
This is what that would look like.
(Hmm, not sure if I should make this a regular feature after all.)
*Better than the Mars Rover in that it would not only work but would not play a Blur song as it puttered uselessly around the planet.
Tanya Headon in FT / I Hate Music • 10,116 views • Share/Save
boring
oms, it’s about time someone told you to fuck off, you odious little gargoyle.
So.
Fuck off.
murdick..temper temper..i wont go away this easily:p actually guys i have an internship with the world bank going on so i’ve had little time to belittle u lately…but ive finally succeeded in pissing murdick off so i mite aswell stay for a bit longer
for a bunch of turds that claim to hate pink floyd so much, you sure do spend a lot of time thinking about them.
… get a life.
Wow! Mine is the first comment written in year 2 of this thread.
Tanya, *brilliant* tongue-in-cheek humor.
I registered with this site just to tell you that. My first log-in will probably be followed quickly by my last logout.
Regards.
I’m with vaiz on feb 18th…
congrat’s tanya, you’ve gotten quite a lot of traffic just by opening pie hole and puking up your moronic drivel so incoherently that you almost make a point you’ve not likely thought of, (or even comprehend) purely by chance ( or moronic coincidence) which is the apalling notion that so many otherwise intelligent and obviously cultured adults took your sexually frustrated, intellectually “challenged” and artistically retarted excrecions seriously!
I really hate to say it, but shit for brains gotcha, floyd fans, and gotcha good – cum on, “the dullest album ever” ? and you thought “she” (if she’s even really a she, probly just a she/he pole polisher) matters enough to even reply to, let alone get so riled about! The jizztoilet’s booze blasted brainlet can’t even read without mouthing the words, let alone understand the vast majority of what your schooling her on, no wonder she’s so pissed off… she’s just barely bright enough to maybe, in a moment of clarity, (okay, that’s a stretch.) catch just enough of a glimpse of reality to know that no matter how much money she banks off this seeping puss oozer (no, I’m talking about the stupid spoiled cunt’s website, not her seeping puss ozzing fuck hole!) she’ll never have quite enough working capital to finance herself a fucking CLUE!
Howya like me now, be-yotch ?
I didn’t tell you to stop suckin… open it up and guzzle like good little stupid fuck junkie or get the fuck out, skankya!
wtf, stupid dpoiled slut can’t even do the only thing she’s qualified for propper, she’s so drunk.
and oh, yes I failed to spellcheck, so there ya’ go, freebies for ya’
don’t even have to think to “get me”
hahahhahahahhahah
yes, tongueya, you have permission to swallow….
[para copy/pasted from The Music of Pink Floyd deleted - ed]
[entire copy/paste content of Characteristics of the Pink Floyd Sound deleted - ed.]
[3 separate paras copy/pasted from Debates raised by the Pink Floyd Sound deleted - ed]
Arrrr, now ye must be a-translatin’ all that into pirate lingo, lest ye be made to walk ye plank, ye landlubber.
The site allen is quoting from is a MUST READ: http://www.pchs1.com/ecourses/pinkfloyd/mainpage.htm
we should delete and link to the original page instead. if Allen isn’t associated with that site, it’s poor etiquette to copy and paste so much. if he is, it’s an opportunity for traffic missed.
While looking for the original I discovered that Allen is a serial copy/paster, dropping big gobbets of PF writ into any debate that dares disagree w/him.
Well done Tom. You’re very smart!!
They actually mention there being no dark side at the end, you lonely, obese, bitter girl.
If your intention is to make yourself unpopular with a large section of Society, then calling Pink Floyd fans stupid is the way to go, I also don’t understand, if you hate music as you profess to do, then how can you judge it on quality, seems to me like you’re talking out of your ass
OK, i like pink floyd but its cool with me that some others dont
but seriously
give REAL REASONS
yeah theres no dark side of the moon
but music .. i dont think its supposed to be taken so literally n scientifically
u dont like floyd? criticize their music n not their album covers or whatever..
It’s funny how the contributors here, who say you can’t criticise music if you cannot play any..
are writing here but clearly can’t spell. Or write legible sentences. But criticise our Tanya anyway.
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I’m sure Richard Wright would have welcomed that touching yet concise tribute.
You assume that they were speaking of Earth’s moon, and that is of course your downfall.
if you really hate music, why then you have this obsession with it?! let it be…
POST ONE HUNDRED!!!
who the fuck do you think that you are to say that if you dont understand the lyrics of the cd you will not understand ok first the lyrics of the album talks about the problems or situacions that make the people get crazy and second they are not saying that theres a dark side of the moon the use that to refer about that when your crazy you are in the dark side of the moon and the art of the album it was choose to repersent that theres no light in the dark side of the moon so fuck you shit face for the next time listen and shup up because you dont know the real meaning of the lyrics fuk you!!!!!
Stupid fucking moron-go listen to your Britney albums and die in a puddle of your own piss.
FUNNIEST. THREAD. EVER.
Mybe it wasn’t suppopsed to make sense. you’ll never know- after all, you won’t listen to the fucking lyrics!