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August 5th, 2006

not to be perverse or nowt…

salo… but the ALL-TIME WORST BBC SIT-COM EVAH (=my hero) has suddenly (ie since ardal o’hanlon left and james dreyfus took over) also become the ODDEST

ok i have not and cannot watch for more than a couple of lines at a time — it is STAGGERINGLY poorly written — but every time i have “by mistake” flicked over and caught a bit of it, the storyline is beyond john waters hurtling towards salô

i. in ep.1, the humorous prop = a plastic bag w.a pair of severed feet in it
ii. in ep.2, the plot was JD could not stay the same sex, and at one point had a giant bulge in trousis = FIVE PENISES
iii. in ep.3, JD was taking sensual pleasure tonguing a HAIRBALL he had JUST COUGHED UP

i am not suggesting you actually sit and watch it or anything obv: JUST SAYIN LIKE

Written by pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on Saturday, August 5th, 2006 | 1,671 views |

Responses

  1. FT's Alan on August 5th, 2006

    one FT contributor (>5 posts) has written several eps of My Hero.

    Home Again currently has my vote in the same category.

  2. FT's pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 5th, 2006

    :o

    it is in its SIXTH SERIES so clearly not everyone shares my feelings
    even so it isn’t very good — or possibly i have missed the brilliant eps :(

    but they should post and defend it!! (or point us to the good bits)

  3. FT's pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 5th, 2006

    um by the magic of checking the MH webpage i slightly suspect he wrote ep.1 as mentioned above :(

    sorry danny i feel bad now

  4. FT's Pete Baran on August 7th, 2006

    Feet in a carrier bag sounds like a very Danny plot to me.

    Clearly I blame the BBC. Surely 8pm on a Friday night, great time for Poporato!

  5. FT's pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 7th, 2006

    it was a small see-through baggie! plainly the ballardisation of ALL TV ON ALL CHANNELS = responsible for this: there is currently NO CHANNEL on which forensic science, fictional or real, will not ambush you w.a inner body part or severed limb

    (haha the various English versions of CSI are all currently psychodrama rewrites of AND FATHER MAKES THREE)

 

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