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July 18th, 2006

Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind

A Paris Worse That The One Wot Nicked Helen Of TroyLet’s hope the rest of us are deaf then!

Well after hearing this single from the lady named after a particularly uninteresting chain hotel, I know exactly how the Greeks felt before the Trojan War. I too would launch a thousand ships to put paid to this Paris.

I found this review of it which seems to say everything I would say, with the exception of the bit where he does not say “IT IS MUSIC, IT IS CRAP“. Stick to the day job Paris, whatever that is (lounging around being rich with a face that looks like someone dropped a ton of bricks on a young Goldie Hawn?)

Written by Tanya Headon on Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 | 2,156 views |

Responses

  1. FT's Doctor Mod on July 31st, 2006

    Anyone who finds this woman attractive is blind…….

  2. Tom on August 6th, 2006

    She’s attractive and I can see. Although having eyesight is not determinant on finding someone attractive.

  3. dan on August 16th, 2006

    star’s (i.e., the celstial bodies) don’t have eyes ergo they must be blind…Q.E.D.

  4. dan on August 16th, 2006

    Er, sorry about my poor grammar/spelling in my last post…

  5. FT's Tanya Headon on August 16th, 2006

    No, its a good point, well made, no matter how you wrote it.

  6. no one you know on August 20th, 2006

    she has a lazy eye lol has anyone noticed..
    i laugh whenever i see a pic of her trying to be sexy..

  7. paris on September 16th, 2006

    very bad song

  8. FT's Tom on September 16th, 2006

    Good lord…..can it be….BANKSY? Subverting the Paris Hilton identity??

  9. Arran on February 12th, 2007

    Go die, Paris, you useless waste of space.

 

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