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Jun 05

MEMO TO CELEBRITIES

FT + New York London Paris MunichPost a comment • 316 views

Here is how you become a pop star.

1. Go to record company.
2. Say “I am a celebrity can I put a single out?”
3. Repeat 1 and 2 until someone says “Yes”
4. Release record.
5. If the record is good enough* you will now be a pop star by dint of being famous already. If it isn’t you won’t.

Worked for Kylie and Jason, it’ll work for you.

*sadly this utopian claim is actually untrue. Paris Hilton’s “Screwed” is a great little pop record, a mite self-knowing but at least it doesn’t duck out of the ‘made-by-someone-famous’ factor entirely. It has stiffed hugely.

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