Spotted!! By a “homie” of this parish near the Wimpy Bar in West Ealing: a bed shop called – and he kids me not – Daniel Bedding Centre. Hilarity! Ensue! Ect!
Meanwhile, in what is undoubtedly the world of jazz, Kunto Hartono, 26, has been declared the holder of the Indonesian national record for longest drum-beating after playing non-stop for three days.
WHAT??? I didn’t name him….