Lords of the Rhymes are only the rappers that the Beastie Boys COULD have been. Let’s not fool ourselves though, at heart the Beastie Boys are no cooler than rapping in Elvish.

A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
silivren penna miriel
o menel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-diriel
Which means?

Elf booty got soul!
Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!
Elf booty got soul!
Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!

However, Bombadil and Quickbeam are macking on the elf chicks?! GROO.