Real Music Martyrs – with seven reality-pop singles in the Top 40 it was almost inevitable that some scalp or other would be claimed, but oh the unalloyed joy – and for once RMM is dropping its neutrality – that this week’s RMM should be the comeback single for Reef, stalled at No.44 while the Sneddons of this world rampage through the charts which were once Reef’s by right (or wrong). A shame that More Fire Crew were denied the Top 40 too – and a shame that David Sneddon’s single is so awful – but these are only minor blemishes on the skin of pop’s happy smiling face this morning.