Bad news for fans of FAT JOE – he’s the latest Real Music Martyr, as his “Crush Tonight” becomes an early victim of the glut of Reality-Pop product set to dominate December and January’s Top 40s, stalling at No.42. Joe’s reserves of subcutaneous energy will keep him warm this Christmas – other RMMs may not be so lucky. And an honorary Martyrdom to Robbie Williams, whose tiresome Eltathon “Feel” staggers to No.4 and gets a beating from the Cheeky Girls (and, perhaps more respectably, from Eminem). Meanwhile looking at Dotmusic’s Top 75 I notice that Rainbow’s “It’s A Rainbow” is in fact an official release on BBC Records. That possibly explains why this grisly bit of Toytown Trance is so ham-fistedly put together – it also makes me deeply regret my license-fee criminality as poor Auntie is clearly somewhat desperate for ready cash. Except! Rainbow was on ITV, was it not? There are powers at work here of which I am not aware, clearly.